Too Bad So Sad
Trump has decided that there will be no more rallies.
Why?
“You can’t have empty seats,” Trump said in an interview with Fox Sports Radio. “You know, if I had five empty seats — for instance, they said, ‘Would I do a rally, sir?’ The reason I won’t do them [is] because, ‘You can have one seat and then seven around that seat, sir, have to be empty.’ ”
I guess he forgot to mention that he can’t draw a crowd even if he was giving away free beer and an autographed picture of Jesus.
He claims the next best thing: clogged highways.
“I just got back from Texas, Ohio and Florida. We’ve got all law enforcement awards, everything. We got the endorsement from all of them,” Trump told Hewitt. “But I just got back, and they’re the largest crowds on the highway I’ve ever seen.”
I think those were people waiting in food lines or for virus testing.
Trump’s voracious appetite for constant approval at rallies is gonna cause him to start eating the walls at the White House and he’s gonna start foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and little spittle things are gonna drip on this tie while he gnarls on sheet rock. Holy cow it’s gonna be great.
I know. I’ve lost my mind.
If he does start drooling, someone capture a bit and send it to the women who are suing him for rape so they can get his DNA! You know, lemons and lemonade
1Grandma Ada, it would be easier for the waitstaff to smuggle out his water glass. Then ya got his DNA and all 10 fingerprints.
JJH, “…autographed picture of Jesus.” You’ve still got it.
2It’s a good madness.
3Donnie can retire now. Bill Maher read his eulogy. Sources say Commander Clorox was not happy, and of course Covidiot 45 took to Twitter to insult Maher.
https://crooksandliars.com/2020/08/bill-mahers-eulogy-trump-gets-under-trumps
4Could we get him out quicker if Pepsi became the vendor at the While House?
5“Largest crowds on the highway”? He’s excited by traffic now? His traffic jams have to be the biggest anybody ever saw, much bigger than George Washington’s.
I think you’re right about foaming at the mouth.
6Trump’s stage of dangerous pathological disease of Malignant Narcissism (malignant means yours a sadistic sh*thole) is highly addictive. You more attention you get, the more you NEED. Hold on to your hats and turn off the sound of your TV’s cause JJ’s right. it ain’t gonna be pretty.
He craves his narcissist supply …
“The Narcissist’s Reaction to Deficient Narcissistic Supply”
‘Q. How does the narcissist react when not in receipt of sufficient Narcissistic Supply?
A. Very much as a drug addict would react to the absence of his particular drug.
The narcissist constantly consumes (really, preys upon) adoration, admiration, approval, applause, attention and other forms of Narcissistic Supply. When lacking or deficient, a Narcissistic Deficiency Dysphoria sets in. The narcissist then appears to be depressed, his movements slow down, his sleep patterns are disordered (he either sleeps too much or becomes insomniac), his eating patterns change (he gorges on food or is avoids it altogether).
He is be constantly dysphoric (sad) and anhedonic (finds no pleasure in anything, including his former pursuits, hobbies, and interests). He is subjected to violent mood swings (mainly rage attacks) and all his (visible and painful) efforts at self-control fail. He may compulsively and ritually resort to an alternative addiction – alcohol, drugs, reckless driving, shopaholism.
This gradual disintegration is the narcissist’s futile effort both to escape his predicament – and to sublimate his aggressive urges. His whole behaviour seems constrained, artificial, and effortful. The narcissist gradually turns more and more mechanical, detached, and “unreal”. His thoughts constantly wander or become obsessive and repetitive, his speech may falter, he appears to be far away, in a world of his narcissistic fantasies, where Narcissistic Supply is aplenty.
He withdraws from his painful existence, where others fail to appreciate his greatness, special skills and talents, potential, or achievements. The narcissist thus ceases to bestow himself upon a cruel universe, punishing it for its shortcomings, its inability to realise how unique he is.
The narcissist goes into a schizoid mode: he isolates himself, a hermit in the kingdom of his hurt. He minimises his social interactions and uses “messengers” to communicate with the outside. Devoid of energy, the narcissist can no longer pretend to succumb to social conventions. His former compliance gives way to open withdrawal (a rebellion of sorts). Smiles are transformed to frowns, courtesy becomes rudeness, emphasised etiquette used as a weapon, an outlet of aggression, an act of violence.
The narcissist, blinded by pain, seeks to restore his balance, to take another sip of the narcissistic nectar. In this quest, the narcissist turns both to and upon those nearest to him. His real attitude emerges: for him, his nearest and dearest are nothing are but tools, one-dimensional instruments of gratification, Sources of Supply or pimps of such supply, catering to his narcissistic lusts.’
7https://www.healthyplace.com/personality-disorders/malignant-self-love/narcissists-reaction-to-deficient-narcissistic-supply
Just got back from a curbside pickup. I had to wait for 7 minutes at a construction site and the traffic was awful.
I’m soooo popular!
8Almost left out the best part!
What happens to Trump without his admiring rallies?
“Without Narcissistic Supply (rallies) – the narcissist crumbles, like the zombies or the vampires one sees in horror movies. It is terrifying and the narcissist will do anything to avoid it. Think about the narcissist as a drug addict. His withdrawal symptoms are identical: delusions, physiological effects, irritability, and emotional lability.”
9https://www.healthyplace.com/personality-disorders/malignant-self-love/narcissists-reaction-to-deficient-narcissistic-supply
“But I just got back, and they’re the largest crowds on the highway I’ve ever seen.”
I guess Fox News didn’t show the wide shot of BLM protests in the streets, in every city across the country.
10Just gotta say this. And no I am not stoned. Trump dumps Pence for a female VP for his reelection bid and chooses the QAnon chick that just won her primary!
11Loved Bill Maher’s eulogy of the Orange Menace! Does the man not realize that he is going down as the WORST president ever?
12Great stuff, Lex. I thought at first you were just making up a (spot-on) description of Trump. But I’ve long thought that if enough people just ignore Trump, and tell him he is boring, it would bring him crashing down. If enough people tune him out on TV, given his obsession with “ratings”, it would tell him that he’s through.
maggie @ 11: That thought is disgusing and terrifying. Plus all too likely given Trump. Let’s not spread this around to where he hears it and thinks it’s a great idea.
13maggie, you were almost right. Here, corrected it for ya:
“Trump dumps Pence and chooses Ivanka for VP.”
Okay, now I will go slither back under my rock.
14Thanks The Surly Professor. Lol I’ve been known to make satirical stuff up but then I don’t use a reliable link. Exactly, if you ignore Trump he will wilt, but the problem is, being a textbook malignant (sadistic), he will do ANYTHING and EVERY THING to get attention, and will even laugh while sticking his finger in your eye to get it. It’s important to understand this is why he is so dangerous.
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