Trump has decided that there will be no more rallies.

Why?

“You can’t have empty seats,” Trump said in an interview with Fox Sports Radio. “You know, if I had five empty seats — for instance, they said, ‘Would I do a rally, sir?’ The reason I won’t do them [is] because, ‘You can have one seat and then seven around that seat, sir, have to be empty.’ ”

I guess he forgot to mention that he can’t draw a crowd even if he was giving away free beer and an autographed picture of Jesus.

He claims the next best thing: clogged highways.

“I just got back from Texas, Ohio and Florida. We’ve got all law enforcement awards, everything. We got the endorsement from all of them,” Trump told Hewitt. “But I just got back, and they’re the largest crowds on the highway I’ve ever seen.”

I think those were people waiting in food lines or for virus testing.

Trump’s voracious appetite for constant approval at rallies is gonna cause him to start eating the walls at the White House and he’s gonna start foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and little spittle things are gonna drip on this tie while he gnarls on sheet rock.  Holy cow it’s gonna be great.

I know.  I’ve lost my mind.