Tom DeLay, Forever the Bug Man
Y’all, he’s doing it again. Tom DeLay is just the crook who won’t go away.
Because he can’t get a job and has nothing to do all day, Tom pranced his dancing butt over to TruNews, a triple z crazy radio show, and announced to everyone within earshot …
DeLay said that the president has “put American lives in danger” and “emboldened” America’s enemies.
When Wiles asked if Obama is “actually on the other side of the war on terror,” DeLay said that Obama is “a Muslim sympathizer” who was “raised in a communist upbringing” and “hates America.”
But, in Tom’s defense, he only says that because he can’t say the N word. Let the boy say the N word and he’ll be happy.
I’d like to say that this is the nuttiest thing my neighbor Tom DeLay has ever said, but it ain’t.
This man needs a job. Please, somebody, hire him.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
What’s in the water these fools are drinking? It seems to be a race to the bottom of nuttiness.
1The sad little political has been misfits are more deluded than the ‘average’ Drumpf supporter who thinks the short fingered little vulgarian will benefit them. Donnie Drumpf has never earned an honest dime, isn’t about to start now, and has no intention of sharing his on paper “wealth.”
It’s a macabre version of the Cabbage Patch Kids. A bunch of turnip seeds trying to squeeze blood out of a turnip.
2These jackwagons keep flapping their gums because more jackwagons out there believe them.
Headline about another has-been, this one an actor: “Scott Baio Suggests Obama Is A Muslim Who Wants To ‘Totally Eliminate The United States'”
Then Obama’s done a [very] rotten job of it the last seven-plus years, hasn’t he?
“See? He’s incompetent too!” (“The food here is awful… and such small portions!”)
Another headline I couldn’t be bothered to read past:
“O’Reilly: ‘In The Current Political Climate, Truth Gets You Hammered'”
And he would know this how exactly? Oh, right— he’s the one with the hammer.
3Let Tom get a job as a deep sea diver for a septic service.
And, without delay!
4Isn’t ol’ Tom supposed to be an expert on Insectivora? Why don’t we give him a little scoop and a net and maybe even an ol’ pickup truck with some recycled mayonnaise and pickle jars in the back, and let him scout around the Houston area looking for Aedes mosquitoes and their eggs. That way he’d be out of our hair, and off our air waves, and maybe actually do some good in this world.
5Hire Tom? My god! Just listen to the man talk! Can you see that jack wagon in Customer Service? There are two things that keep him from gainfull employment: his brain and his mouth.
6charles r. phillips, I like your Jobs Plan best!
7Does it strike you that Delay sounds a lot like the guy in England who shot the candidate down in the street? Frankly, I think they are at least spiritual kin.
8Wow! PKM and charles r. phillips win the greatest-comments-of-the-day award. Maybe of the entire week. Kudos to you, guys.
9Scott Baio? Wasn’t he Chachi? … I didn’t like him then. Twisty little thing, I guess he was true to character. This goes along with my growing prejudice against any man named “Scott”, with my apologies to nice “scotts”, please change your name.
10Sounds like ole Tom Delay suffers from some political correctness. Can’t say the N word.
11The scariest thing isn’t that DeLay said this, it’s that the Repub base believes him.
12Well this dude in one paragraph has essentially said…”I’m really stooopid!!!” He shows that he has no idea what communism is, who muslins are, or that 99% of the terrorist attacks in this country where done by xtians and that most of them from NC!!
13This not my site so I will not say the N word OK I will…NERD!!
But the N word is not really an insult or bad. No one can make me angry by saying words at me, because other’s words can anger you with YOUR permission only!!! Also I can totally insult someone just by using nice words only, just change my face expressions and tone. So the whole ‘bad words’ silliness is fairly stupid too.
Sigh. Has it ever occurred to Delay to wonder why even his own party won’t hire him? Hence, the begging. Repugs eat their own as in what happened to Newtie when he lost his Speakership and had to give up his seat. There are still Repugs out and about who would gladly fricasee him without a moment’s thought!
14A face full of insecticide is what he should get every time he opens his durn fool mouth.
15There is no way in the universe I would hire Tom DeLay. He’s dishonest; he’s bigoted; he’s narcissistic, arrogant, and a born PITA. He runs his mouth all the time. I’d wear myself out hitting over the head with clue-by-fours.
16“Clue-by-fours.” Hahahahahahahaha! I love that! Can I use it?
There isn’t a clue-by-four big enough to bash its way through Scumpf’s super puffy wig to even put the tiniest dent in that solid rock skull.
Scumpf needs that ballistic mess on his head because the skin underneath is too thin to provide any protection at all. If he’d had to endure even a tenth the slings and arrows Hillary has, Scumpf would be sitting in the corner, blubbering and whining.
17Clue-by-four is a common expression among a group of people I know, and I don’t know who made it up–someone in that group or someone they heard it from. Anyway, it’s not original with me. We all use it, so you can too. Clue-bat is another one. “Hit him with a clue-bat.”
18Poor Tommy. Unloved, unwanted, unemployed, unhinged. Why he should just go eat worms !
19Does he do windows?
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