March 15, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Another example of the Republican penchant for not seeing the forest for the trees. He goes on to say that they have Rubio and Ryan. Now there’s a dubious comparison. Good luck with that!
1She’s a woman who could walk all over you, sir. I’d pick her over you in a fight, any day. Now *that* would be funny to watch.
2The Golden Girls ran on TV for 7, almost 8 years, or as some of us would call that, two terms. It was a top ten rated show for all but one of those years. And it has been in reruns for over 20 years. That sounds more like the Republicans worst nightmare (and not on Elm Street, but on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue).
3Keep talking, Senator. Let me hand you a shovel so you can dig that hole a little deeper. Make it deep and wide enough for all you angry old Republican men who clearly don’t “get it”. Make sure you show John Cornyn which corner you reserved for him… 2016 isn’t all that far off, and if you keep pi$$ing off enough women, even the Republican women won’t vote to re-elect any of your sorry lot.
4I think there’s going to be a Judd woman who is going to make his little life miserable in 2014. I hope Hillary campaigns for her.
5Uh Oh, I hope nobody tells Betty White that Mitch McConnell dissed the Golden Girls. She’ll push Hillary out of the way & kick the Turtle’s butt HerOwnSelf.
6They just don’t get it. And, Cheryl, that should prove to be a very _entertaining_ race. I can picture it now in the debates, McConnell doing his Big Daddy impression to Maggie’s flaming disdain. Yep, get the popcorn out.
7And Betty has the cojones to do it! Let us not forget Diane Feinstein, Elizabeth Warren, Barbara Boxer, Patty Murray, Barbara McCulsky(sp), just to name a few. Every one of them can and have kicked major butt and taken names!
8Tammy Duckworth, Michelle Obama, Claire McCaskill, Lily Ledbetter, Rachel Maddow, Jennifer Granholm – the list goes on.
Must be hard to be a delicate Turleman in a world full of strong women.
We can probably pull up a dozen or more off this site alone.
9Forgot Nancy Pelosi.
10Well, I’d rather have the Golden Girls versus Dumb & Dumber.
11Poor ole McTurtle. He is so busy trying to gin up women’s support using his wife as a battering ram he really does not get it at all~
The hilarity that will ensue when McTurtle is up against the beauty, charm, intelligence and wit of a woman half his age will be….eversomuch fun~Run Ashley Run~
12Now that the leading edge of the boomers are in the Golden Girls range, Ole Mitch forgets, we Vote and vote in all elections. Not a good idea to piss us off.
13Slag face McConnell shouldn’t speak on topics of beauty
14What about Kirsten Gillibrand, the junior senator from New York? She can also out smart and out “pretty” all of those Republican men and women.
The Turtle is about the last person who should say anything about anyone’s age or looks. Hillary looks great and what she’s been through the last four years with all the traveling would have killed Turtle and most any man.
15Can’t wait for Ashley to run in Kentucky with her mom and sister singing back up for her in the campaign! McTurtle simply hasn’t got anything to fight that!
16Mitch- every time I look at your homely face, the phrase ‘Dirty Old Men’ rattles around in my head….
17Ann Richards and Sissy Farenthold could handle this slime ball and wash dishes at the same time.
18Mitch tried his bull on Sofia once…. that’s how he lost his eyebrows.
19Yeah, well, some of us of the Great Lake State aren’t so happy Jenny took off to the west coast so soon after her leadership.
20It might have been nice to have political opposition to “His Majesty Ricky of You’re Screwed in Michigan” with some weight and political clout rather than what we have……,and I’m being polite. Yup!, we’re screwed.
He is without a doubt one of the most ridiculous…and ridiculous looking…doddering old men I have ever seen.
Hillary’s golden, all right! She shines.
21Hey, Mitch McConnell! This is dedicated to you!
Well, and to Ted Cruz, too ~
“Bad boys, bad boys… whatcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
You go to school and learn the golden rule.
So why are you acting like a bloody fool?
Why did you have to act so mean?
Don’t you know you’re a human being?
You’re too bad, you’re too rude…
You chuck it on that one…
You chuck it on this one…
Reflections come and reflections go…
I know sometimes you wanna let go.
Bad boys, bad boys… whatcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when they come for you?”
Excerpts from Inner Circle’s song “Bad Boys”
22http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSWWKe7IJEE
Rick, daChipster & Claude ~ Enjoyed your posts!
Anyone see “Ann Richards’ Texas” documentary yet? Speaking of a “Golden Girl” – that woman would’ve made old Mitch’s eyebrows curl up along with his toes until both fell off!
23So obvious this “man” lacks some ‘nads! (Sorry Momma, but we all KNOW how true that is!!) 😉
24OMG – if Ann Richards was alive – this poor man’s wickie would fall off and run under a rock!
This is why I admire liberal men – they live comfortably with liberal women and they ain’t skeered! Long live liberal men!
25Not a smart thing to say for a guy who
1. Has been in the Senate since 1985 and
2. Will likely face a younger opponent in his next election.
Sidebar: Before he was in the US Senate, he has held other positions (staff, appointed and elected) at various levels of government. It is always amazing to me how much time conservatives spend in government, yet they keep going on and on about how bad government is. If they think free markets are competition are so wonderful, why do they avoid them?
26I would have “The Golden Girls” than “Grumpy Old Men”!!!
27ops – forgot to say rather have the “Golden Girls”.
28I would love to see Betty White take him down and pin his soft-boiled eggs to his nose.
Mitch, you fool: the days when you could get rid of smart, tough women by laughing about their age or looks…that’s gone, son. Gone. Just like you will be.
You talked about “adjusting entitlements” to the straitened economy, too…you meant adjusting the entitlements of the poor, the old, the disabled…but start at the top. Adjust the entitlements of you and your rich buddies first. Because the adjusted entitlements for you would be…um…you owe the taxpayers of this country a helluva lot.
29Will they never learn? Hillary Clinton is a stateswoman. Mitch is a cheap politician.
30It’s what’s between one’s ears that count. In Mitch’s case, thar ain’t much there.
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