August 07, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Remember how we used to call men who wagged their weenie in public, sent “surprise!” lewd pictures of themselves to women, demanded sex prior to consideration for employment, or behaved in a lecherous manner, perverts.
Well, now they are called Fox News Hosts.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Same thing, mostly.
1“Perv” is so 20th century. Given the few gains we men have made in evolution, the Fox not the News boys are the “unevolved st00pid” of the 21st Century.
2If I was an evangelical Christian, Fox News would be the place I go to watch the REAL NEWS about the man I voted to be my President, the God fearing, three wifed Donald Trump. Make America Great Again, one weenie at a time.
3What got me was the fact that he just didn’t understand that he had actually done. bad thing and only made pro forma apologies. Hence, no remorse. No atonement. He’ll be right back at it as soon as he can.
4The evangelicals will embrace him after he tells us that he had a talk with God and all if forgiven. I found various sites that tell us he is a good Catholic, going to service with his wife every Sunday and going to the church to light the candle every other day of the week. For more sensitive viewers: Do not look up the definition of “light the candle” on Urban Dictionary, but it wouldn’t surprise me if that is what is really going on.
5FOX (in the hen house) NEWS.
Y’know guys… when you have to plumb the depths of the female staff/co-workers to find yourself some “romance”, you aren’t even half as hot as you might think you are. Loser!
6The perverted atmosphere at Fox just attracts those kind of creeps, the holier-than-thou Republican KKKristian pervs who make it their business to degrade any unfortunate woman who enters the premises. From Ailes on down!
7I can only quote “Monsters Inc.”: “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me…!”
8He was one of the Faux Noise boys who went ballistic on Anthony Weiner for the dick pics he sent. Hypocrisy, thy name is Wingnut!
9My momma used to say “Don’t touch that thing, you never know where it’s been”. If that won’t convince you to use a condom, nothing will!
10