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Juanita says that she herself is one cool chick for coming up with The Daily Newt idea.

“And if he doesn’t go to rehab pretty soon, it’s gonna be The Hourly Newt:  Making Charlie Sheen Look Presidential,” she promises.

“Here ya go – here’s Newt saying something stunningly stoopid and then asking everyone to go back to the future and forget it ever happened.  He says that if he makes a mistake, we should forget it and move on.  Damn, why didn’t Bill Clinton think of that plan,” she grins.

Newt Gingrich’s walk back tour reached its zenith Tuesday night, as Gingrich personally apologized to Paul Ryan for dismissing his Medicare plan as “right wing social engineering.” In an added twist, Gingrich claims that the merest mention of his extensive condemnation of Ryan’s budget from Sunday’s Meet The Press by Democrats is now out of bounds as a result.

“Now I’m not saying that Newt is a total control freak who thinks he can run both the GOP and Demcoratic campaigns this year with his control dial set to forty miles of rough road.  Okay, no, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”

“He’s also decided that he’s not going to answer any questions about his personal life.  But, best I can tell, that’s a ollie-ollie-oxen-free available only to Republicans with multiple marriages and lots of hanky panky.”

She grins and adds, “Call the medical examiner, this dude is dead.”