September 23, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Oh, no you don’t! Thats not enough! What you did amounted to harassment, not some kind of a prank! Its go sit in the corner time for you!
1LOL … I needed a good chuckle this morning!! Thanks for this. Oh, and thank God for this!! LOL
2Settle down, people. That’s White Jesus (TM) up there. Real Jesus (TM) has yet to weigh in.
3Well, dang.
Knowing that the world would end today, I pulled everything I had out of the bank account and blew every last dollar of it buying drinks for anybody and everybody last night. The barmaids got really good tips. And I maxxed out the credit card, knowing I would never have to repay. You should see my new tattoo.
Guess that was a bad idea.
4slipstream: Well… thanks for inviting me! Sheesh….
5slipstream: About that tattoo? I, ahem, shudder to think where I might have to look to see it.
6Next time… for sure.
7Damn.
8I now have to do all the laundry and dishes and we have to mow the lawn.
Putting stuff off, in case you know, it didn’t really need to be done.
Reminds me of a photo– don’t know how to link to it– of a crowd of religious idiots holding their usual bigoted signs about how everyone who isn’t exactly like them is doomed. Standing in front of them is “Jesus” holding a sign that says, “I’m NOT with these guys.” One of the cops keeping order is looking over at him and smiling.
9“She hadn’t yet been Raptured, and it made her real distressed; She’d been counting on not paying her American Express….”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdRdwcgYjhs
I happened to see a teaser a while back from a TV show that I think was about a family of undertakers. Somebody had a truckload of mannikins inflated with helium, and the net over them broke, so these naked human figures were floating away in the sky. A woman stared at them rising over the rooftops, leaped out of her car crying, “It’s the Rapture! Take me, Jesus!,” ran out in the street and got hit by a truck. So I guess she got her wish. Or not. Who knows.
10Well, as my 90 yr old great aunt says “hell, damn, spit”! Missed some great parties, barroom songs, a huge bar tab and a massive hangover. But it would have been worth it to see the expressions on the sanctimonious’ faces when the 24th dawned.
11Okay, here’s the scene, but it turns out they’re inflatable porno dolls, and there’s a bit of bad language at the start of the clip, so Mama might want to skip it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqXrv5wO3Yo
12That was pretty funny, Rhea, but I might skip sharing it on my Facebook page…
13Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was for the video. I spent most of today at a powwow. Way more fun than any hell damn spit rapture.
14I heard about the end of the world being today and all, but I have an excuse for not running a big bar tab and getting a tushy tat, see yesterday my number two grandson called me saying he wanted me to bring my black 1950s fender strat-enstein to San Antonio to jam with him and his dad, who is my number one son. Since primo invites like THAT don’t happen that often I was off at 0500 today to SA. Of course I can’t play for squat but my son is a virtuoso and my grandson has the talent and the knack hisownself. So I didn’t spend much time today worrying about whether life as we know it was ending or not. I’ll check CNN in a moment and confirm.
15Micr? Sounds like you had a perfect day. Three generations jamming. Life can be really good sometimes. Happy for all of you guys.
16Micr: Sounds like you had an excellent last day regardless. Good form.
17I too heard that today was supposed to be the end of the world. When I awoke this morning and verified I was still here, I went fishing. I went upriver a few miles in the boat for a bit of catch and release. I caught rainbows so full of salmon eggs, eggs would spill out when you squeezed their bellies to remove the hook. The grayling and dolly varden were just as engorged as their stream mates. I knew we had survived, when I recieved a phone call telling me it was time to come home. Heaven is where you find it and make it.
186:35 a.m. on the morning of the 24th of September and, obviously, we are still here except, of course, for those who actually did pass during the night!
19My condolences to anyone losing someone over night!!
Party on Salon folks!!
Apparently we’ll have to wait a while for the world to end. I woke up this morning to blue sky and sunshine and a dog urgently needing a trip outside–just like many other days past, and, if I’m lucky, to come. I’m willing to wait.
20Those false prophets have been so wrong so often that they need a theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udmjmfp98Sw
21Nah. Here’s the theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo
22ROFL slipstream! We seriously need to cue up a queue of songs to mock the morons. Load up the iPhones with instant responses to whatever nonsense the flat earth dimwits next proclaim.
23It may not be far off, given Trump’s Kim insults.
24hmm. I hadn’t heard a word of this till this morning on “Wait! Wait! Don’t tell me!” Peter Sagal mentioned it in passing.
Nobody tells me anything.
Acourse, I’ve been a bit busy. Before Irma-Watch began, I was rearranging my kitchen and mudroom. Then Irma happened. On the day she was due to arrive, I got mugged and my purse was stolen. So I’ve been replacing my debit card and driver’s license, Medicare card and such. Oh, and the mudroom is still in chaos.
Actually, I would welcome some Rapture right about now.
25two crows –
That’s terrible! I hope that you weren’t hurt.
Is there anyone you can call to help you with the mud room & kitchen? You need some self-pampering right now.
26Two Crows, I’m hoping for a much better future for you. In the meantime, here’s some Rapture for you.
https://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g
27Thanks for the warm thoughts Lunargent and Debbo. Actually, carpentry and rearranging are therapy for me, so I’m healing as I build those cabinets, ply that paintbrush and move that furniture. I wouldn’t mind, if someone would drop by and clean up the tarps and put away the tools once the final project is done though.
Yeah, like THAT’S gonna happen.
And thanks, Debbo, for the vid. Blondie can sing can’t she?
28Every so often some crack pot predicts the End of the World ™. And there are some who eat that stuff up. I always make them cash offers for their stuff. After all, if a rapture is coming, they really don’t need their homes, cars etc. I urge them to have fun. Get a fare to Vegas or go to Windstar. It’s only an hour or so up I-35.
So far none have taken up my cash offer for all their stuff.
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