This Was Startling
I gotta admit that I was kinda startled when I read this headline.
Gosh, I hope they wait until he dies.
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October 11, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
I gotta admit that I was kinda startled when I read this headline.
Gosh, I hope they wait until he dies.
Click here for the whole story.
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I hope they don’t wait for him…
1I’ve got a perfectly good shovel.
2I dint even know they were sick. But I have an approving email stored here somewhere on my PC.
3Future news story:
4Dick Cheney to be Buried in Undisclosed Location. Extra Deep.
Related story: Texas State Cemetery to Plant Old Bushes
5JAKvirginia, good one!
6Time to buy some of his art before it gets too expensive.
7No hurry. The longer he’s alive, the more stuff we can throw back in his face. Maybe someday he’ll actually admit what a disaster his presidency was.
As for Cheney, drop his remains down a spent oil well and fill it with concrete. Let him pollute the underground just like he did aboveground.
8“We’re honored to have President Bush and Mrs. Bush”
— Harry Bradley, Texas State Cemetery superintendent
I suppose someone had to be honored. Certainly wouldn’t want that carcass despoiling Arlington National Cemetery. They can put a forever candle near dumbass dubya’s grave and call it “the Eternal Shame”.
9@Teh Gerg: I’m okay with the Bush idea. About Cheney: I would caution first just make sure you drive a stake where his heart used to be. We don’t want him coming back.
10Reminds me of a DiskWorld story, when somebody recently deceased asked Death about what other deceased people thought about being buried. Death replied that he mostly encountered newly deceased before they were buried – and those he met after they were buried typically weren’t in a conversational mood…
11Susan, I suggest cremation. Make sure. But then he’s used to real high temperatures.
Reminds me of an Al Stewart song about Stalin, and all the colleagues he purged and executed waiting for him in Hell. “We’re sharpening our pitchforks and heating up the ends…. We’ve got a few surprises for him when he appears– I hope he likes the next few million years.”
12https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1qc_zg2od0
Tombstone inscription: “Mission accomplished”
13I would have preferred they bury him 20yrs ago!!!
14LOL at both JAK @5 and Sam in SA @13 … good ones both!!
15Thing about George & Laura, and as a Texas resident I am no fan, is that every day the Trumpster is in the news, they look better and better. Who woulda thunk it?
16I can see why dumbass dubya wants to be buried in Texas with their lax regulations on waste dumping.
I’m guessing Arlington Cemetery is a might more particular about waste dumping.
Excellent Sam In San Antone.
17“Rick says: Future news story:
Dick Cheney to be Buried in Undisclosed Location. Extra Deep.”
I’d add, shot with a silver bullet and a wooden stake driven through his shriveled heart.
18@Debbo
Dont forget ripping the undead’s head off from the body and stuff the mouth full of garlic.
Bela Lugosi movies were after all documentaries by the 1960s.
19Rick:
Also extra crispy.
20A humble grave in a ordinary cemetery for a prez who did much harm due to his hubris and arrogance (is that redundant?). I respect Laura and don’t begrudge them their retirement. He’s been pretty much out of sight, which is appropriate. Just don’t build a large monument and make the cemetery a pilgrimage site.
21As his memorial, he’ll have the Bush Presiduncial Lyberry.
22Re: Dick Cheney: I’m afraid that it will take more than silver bullets and a wooden stake at a crossroad.
First, you’ll need to find his actual heart, not the one in his chest, which is someone else’s. I’m sure his heart is already buriedXXXXX hidden in an undisclosed and probably secret location, just to prevent anyone from driving a stake through it.
Dick Cheney thinks ahead, and we should be very afraid.
23Is it true that Cheney’s tombstone will be made of porcelain?
24Jill Ann according to my Grandpa, Barry Goldwater looks pretty good compared to Donnie.
Origuy, that would be a waste of porcelain. Recycle the stainless steel from the privatized prisons after we get our criminal ‘justice’ system back on track.
Really. Health, education and prisons for profit? What next, the military? Oops. They’re now called private contractors, better known as friends of Cheney, et al. In a better use of the English language, they would be called mercenaries or at a minimum, opportunists.
25Origuy: I see what you did there. *snicker*
26Origuy: If the seat’s up does that mean you can leave a “momento”? And if it’s down you can sit and… um… whatever?
27Micr, you’re right about the garlic, ripping the head off and the movies. I’d add Vincent Price, Lon Chaney and Boris Karloff. One of the best ever is Vincent Price in “The House of Wax.”
Origuy, I didn’t get it till I read JAK’s comment #27. Porcelain. Very clever. I like it.
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