Trump is so crazy that he has to have a lawyer go around behind him saying, “That’s not what he meant.  What he really meant to say is ….”

This morning, Trump’s apologist trainer guide dog writ twit lawyer Ty Cobb issued the following statement.

In response to media speculation and related questions being posed to the Administration, the White House yet again confirms that the President is not considering or discussing the firing of the Special Counsel, Robert Mueller.

Oh, I dunno if “speculation” is the right word.  I mean, spending the weekend trashing the guy on Twitter might be an indication that Trump is priming for a fight he can’t win.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad Trump has an interpreter.  I just wish his interpreter spoke Trumpese.