This Is The Best Billionaire Fight Ever
This is real. Elon is backing out of the cage match fight. I already had ringside seats with my only regret being that one of them had to win.
Here ya go, and I suggest you take a deep breath and center yourself.
As you were going to bed last night …
Elon, Honey, I hate to be the one that’s gotta say this, but that’s what it’s been from the start. It’s not about brains, courage, skill, creativity, or ability. It’s always been about something you have absolutely no control over.
On the upside, it’s kinda fun to watch the last remaining vestiges of white privileged heterosexual patriarchy limp to the finish line of shame.
I’ve heard that Elon has to take his hat off when he needs to pee.
1OMG, I needed a coffee spew alert for that one. Where’s my screen cleaner?
2Remembering a couple details from the Stormy Daniels story, Methinks the ONLY reason trump hasn’t used that particular nuclear option himself is fear that Biden would say yes.
3Somebody ask Trump if he wants in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4Ohh wee a grade school cock fight, but pleeease no video’s!
I already feel the testosterone kicking in …
Q. How do you make my member 10″ long?
5A. Fold it in half.
Whatevuh happened to the “good old days” when billionaires kept their shortcomings private and measured their piles of $millions?
6Well, yeah! Nah… I got nuthin’.
It’s really just too stupid to join in.
7Well now we know the truth, that all along the muskrat really just wanted to grab Zuckerberg by the crotch. He figures this won’t lead to him getting the shit kicked out of him. I’m waiting for mr facebook to have a good comeback for this. I don’t care for either one of these guys.
8I could ask if Musk could get any more pathetic, but that would be tempting the Gods.
9Sigh . . . . .
10At a meeting of Republican officials in Michigan, one kicked another in the balls. So these two are late to the party.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/michigan-republicans-fight_n_64ab98e6e4b03d308d95c1fc
11Not one, but two pindicked bugfuckers!
Eloon and Zucker, prancing around waving their tiny wankers.
A toy Poohuahua would put them to shame.
They’ll need an extra small micrometer to do the measuring.
[I know, should have posted this before y’alls dinnertime]
12Zuck: “…but can we just take a second and fully inbreathiate this moment together?”
13I have an idea for this standing room only event, the muskrat can invite his buddy, the orange moron. We’ll see just how far he colors his hair and body parts. Make it a threesome.
14Damn! I lived in Michigan for a good while. The GOP never publicly scewed up like this so badly although it was known that there was a lot of infighting on the level of a frat party. the Democrats were always demonized by the R’s as unhealthy and underhanded, one half a hair away from being all out criminals. Well, I can see from this instance that the Michigan R’s have totally lost their control over the PR message, their “elite” image, etc. etc. This “cat fighting” jazz, like MGT and Boebert, has really spread or at least been finally uncovered. Yup. this is all they need!
15What Steve from Beaverton said, at #8.
16Who the heck is Dick? And why do we want to measure him?
17You know, it’s hard to quarrel with Elon on this one. He’s a dick in every sense of the word. With guys like this in Army basic training, the other recruits would throw a blanket over jerks like Musk and beat him black and blue with a rubber hose.
18Now, now….let’s see how Zuckerberg reacts first, before we paint him from the same tar bucket. But Juanita Jean’s right…this is what it’s been from the beginning.
19So who are the poor bastards who get stuck judging that one?
20Will they measure each other?
What if the measurement changes midway through the process?
And to what accuracy and precision should it be done? Are we talking micrometers?
21I bet the judges will need an electron microscope to measure those 2. They are both compensating for something.
22I was always told by the frat boys that the way they measured said unit was the same as you measure a cats tail. From the brown eye out to the point.
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