Last night, one of our long, long time customers, Brian, held a debate watching party in Tillamook, Oregon.  No, I did not make up that place.  There is a real place called Tillamook. Supposedly, it’s in Oregon.

He heard that a woman named Lorrie from White Salmon, Washington, (no, seriously, I am not making up these names) who had been a  delegate to the national convention was going to show up for the debate watching party at his office in Tillamook.  Brian was a national delegate, too.

So, the minute Lorrie shows up, Brian naturally asks, “Do you know Fenway Fran from The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc?  She was a delegate to the national convention from Washington.”

Lorrie is Fenway Fran.

Now, I have to tell you something weird about Oregon.  They have very confused time measurements there.  When it’s midnight Texas time, it’s not in Oregon.  So, I start getting text messages from Lorrie when she gets home about TWMDBS customers half a world away meeting and plotting.  I was half asleep but I think I did threaten to tell about the time she and I got a tipsy on bloody Mary’s at the county fair parade and mooned the Republican District Attorney as he cruised by his parade convertible is he kept waking me up with that unnatural time thing.

Brian sent a picture.  That’s Fenway Fran / Lorrie on the end of the front row.  I think they are going to purchase a franchise operation in the Pacific Northwest.