This Goes a Long Way in Explaining Mitch
So, a couple was camping out in the backcountry of a national park in Kentucky and all of a damn sudden …
A couple camping at a national park in Kentucky said they were rousted from their tent by a man who told them he had seen a Bigfoot.
The man said he fired into the darkness after the ape-like monster that has never been proven to exist lunged at him, the couple told CNN on Wednesday.
He was shooting at Bigfoot about 20 yards from their tent in total darkness. The couple packed up around midnight and walked the 5 miles back to their car to get the hell outta there.
They should have checked to see if Bigfoot speaks Russian.
So, I just wanted you to know – that’s who elects Mitch McConnell. People who shoot at Bigfoot.
And you can help the situation by helping the Kentucky Democratic Party sell some Mitch Stuff.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.