Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska voted for the Blunt Amendment and then made the mistake of going back home to Alaska.  Where the sluts were waiting on her, and ho boy, they were plenty hacked off.  Honey, they were acting like overheated hell.  They damn near melted Alaska.

Murkoski is now apologizing for her vote.

“I have never had a vote I’ve taken where I have felt that I let down more people that believed in me,” she said.

She claimed that she thought she was voting for religious freedom.  Nobody with a triple digit IQ believes that, but it gave her an escape route from Alaska women ready to snatch her bald.

Asked how she felt about Rush Limbaugh’s slut comments, she said —

“I think women when they hear … mouthpieces like that say things like that they get concerned and they look to policymakers,” she said. “That’s where I feel like I have let these women down is that I have not helped to give these women the assurance they need that their health care rights are protected.”

I believe in redemption.  Murkowski says that if she could do it all over again, she’d vote the other way.

I imagine so.  The only other alternative was to let them put moose antlers on her and send her out on Sarah Palin’s target practice range.

Thanks to Robert for the heads-up.