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Ever wonder why Texas never has a vacuum in the Crazy Politician category?

Maybe it’s this.

A conference on evil and the unknown compelled hundreds to gather at a weekday presentation offered by the Catholic Diocese of San Angelo.

About 700 individuals from all over West Texas traveled to San Angelo Monday for a seminar on exorcism and diabolical influence.

But, hell, it don’t stop there.

Pfeifer said he believes there is demonic influence in West Texas manifested through cults and Satan worship, but more so through secular things in the world that can be used for good, such as the Internet. He listed voodoo as a type of possible cult, but said it wasn’t very prevalent in West Texas.

Well, that would certainly explain the Bush family and Randy Nuegebaur.  Maybe we could check Leo Berman and Debbie Riddle’s passports to see if they’ve been to Lubbock lately and caught something.

Louie Gohmert is whatever it is that’s worse than being possessed.  There has got to be something worse because he’s got it.  I mean, he flew past head spinning and projectile upchucking about six months ago and is into stealing hearts and melting brains.

It’s hard to tell what is gonna come next on Louie’s decent into oddball.  Bless his heart, when he dies, we’ll have to file an environmental impact study just to bury him.

Thanks to Diane for the heads up.