This Ain’t Proper
Y’all this is Scott Walker eating barbeque.
Gloves. He’s wearing gloves.
Thanks to Robin for the heads up.
June 09, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Walker
Y’all this is Scott Walker eating barbeque.
Gloves. He’s wearing gloves.
Thanks to Robin for the heads up.
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I noticed the gloves first too. Not a bad idea but I’ve never seen anyone else do it in barbecue central.
1I’m surprised he’s not wearing a haz-mat suit.
2Oh, yum … barbecue sauced latex … :o(
3And thanks to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram etc this bbq eating fail will be viral later today.
4I saw that. He hasn’t explained that yet? Seems like it’s the wrong visual if you’re trying to convince people you’re just like them…
5Look at the expressions on the faces of those watching. A collection of WTF???? looks.
6This would be illegal in Kansas City.
7Even the little girl behind him knows better.
8Donald Kaul at otherwords.org was describing the wingnut candidates for Potus. Walker,he said,has a tag that says,”If found,return to Koch Bros.”
9Well, you don’t expect him to dirty his fingers like some commoner, do you? Heaven forbid! **adjusts monocle** Harumph!
1050% chance Jon Stewart will mention the gloves in the next couple of days.
11not much of a crowd.
12Never Mind.
13Has to be worse than John Kerry asking for swiss on a cheesesteak (if I’ve got that incident right).
14Is he afraid they were cooked by a union member?
15To paraphrase Tom Hanks in one of my favorite films, “Gloves!? No gloves in BBQ!”
16I would imagine, that true BBQ lovers would react to the gloves at the BBQ like Jon Stewart reacts to eating a Pizza with a knife and fork.
17Probably puts beans in his chili.
18Well, at least it isn’t Michelle deep-throating a corndog. That’s an image hard to erase from the memory banks.
19Probably to keep the taste of what he’s full of off of what is probably decent barbecue.
20He should’ve worn a bib, like any other baby that doesn’t know enough about how to do things without making a giant mess of it.
21@Carol, or as they would have said in Treasure of The Sierra Madre, “Gloves, we don’t need no stinking gloves!”
22I don’t think having a college degree would help Walker in this situation. We’re talking about a seriously flawed individual, here.
23had the fortune or (mis)fortune to be assigned to FT.Hood upon my return from overseas and BBQ is the one thing I’ll give Texans credit for getting mostly right.They’ve not done too much on that side of the ledger, but they’re BBQ is close to KC standards.
24Sam- chili is supposed to have beans,otherwise it’s just meat sauce and you might as well put it on pasta.
I love the photo in the linked article of Scott Walker high 5’n Rick Perry. Wayne’s World meets Clark Kent. Just two guys without a basement, or phone booth.
25Just what was he doing with the gloves on his hands before he reached for the barbecue? Was he shaking hands with folks? If so, he’s shot more holes in his feet than he has feet!
26That’s as good as Gerald Ford trying to eat a tamale without taking the husk off.
27Corinne Sabo, as a former proud member of a teacher’s union, may I commend you for your comment. The harm he has done to working people, education and the economy of Wisconsin may never be undone. He belongs in jail, and not ever returned to the Kochs, his puppet masters. All the latex gloves in the world can’t keep his hands clean.
28Amen to that, maryelle!
29He does look pretty stupid with these gloves on 🙂 Maybe the sauce was smokin’ hot and he hands are too delicate to handle it.
30It was a request from the pig. Even in the state he was in he didn’t want that scumbag touching him.
31He has dead eyes. They look kind of piggy, too. Just dead piggy.
32Why did he have those gloves available? Does he carry them wherever he goes?? And if so, Why??????
33personally, I liked him better (a low bar at best) after seeing the article. Unfancy plump wife, etc.
34To be honest, the story does say he had been helping the real bbq company prepare their ribs, so perhaps he was wearing the gloves for that, and found a photo op coming his way, and didn’t bother to take the gloves off. Perhaps, perhaps not, but it’s just barely possible that the derision is a little premature. Regardless of that, he’s a horrible person without any doubt.
35Yeah, it looks to me like he was helping to prepare or serve the ribs, so the gloves are a matter of proper sanitation, not prissiness.
Still, to me, both he and Ted Cruz look like they iron their underwear.
36Stephanie Miller had great fun with Walker’s BBQ gaff 1st thing yesterday morning. And she ain’t from anywhere near TX. ;-}
37Almost as disgusting as that photo of Chris Christie. Even by rightwing standards, Scott Walker is one clueless clown.
38Are you sure he’s eating BBQ? Looks to me like he’s gacking up pieces of his alien soul.
39What a sissy!
40Reading on down that link, he and Rick Perry didn’t have gloves on in that photo where they high-fived each other. Dummies got their sanitary priorities reversed.
41Looked like this tool was wearing heavy leather gloves to help prepare the racks for the grill. Looks like he is wearing latex gloves to eat so his fingers don’t get dirty.
42Actually I won’t call too much of a foul on this one. I’ve used surgical gloves to eat some hot wings before since they were an especially sticky mess. That being said, the BBQ can’t be that good if he’s slathering them in that much sauce. And the fact he’s wearing a brand new Harley-Davidson shirt and trying to keep it clean smacks of the greatest irony known to man.
43As a born northerner (and even Northern Virginia is more north than south), I at least call chili with beans AS chili and beans. As to the cheese steak, I go more Philly and ask for Cheez Whiz. I will probably go to hell for this, but I tend to make a more Carolina style bbq. I appreciate the Texan elevation of bbq to not only a fine art but also a mark as a true Texan. Perry ain’t. (My high school college level English teacher told us “ain’t” is a perfectly good word.)
44Katy Ander:
“Seems like it’s the wrong visual if you’re trying to convince people you’re just like them…”
I’m reasonably intelligent. mr. walker will never convince me he’s just like me, because he’s pretty convincingly shown us all he isn’t reasonably intelligent, and I sure as shit don’t want to be just like him.
in fairness, maybe he was just trying to keep the BBQ from getting whatever brain infection he suffers from. that would be the decent thing to do. probably not.
45” Perhaps, perhaps not, but it’s just barely possible that the derision is a little premature.”
with walker, there’s no such thing as “premature derision”. which, btw, is a great name for a band.
46No, no and no. If he had really worked on prepping the bbq, those gloves would show it plus his clothing. I don’t see an apron in any of the pix. I still get the impression that he considers the rest of the world as unsterile.
47This is also a jailable offense at Archibald’s in Northport Alabama and Dreamland in Tuscaloosa. That’s why they give you the roll of paper towels.
As to Michelle Bachman and the corndog….I hear her skills with the corndog peaked the interest of talent scouts in the San Fernando Valley and Miami.
48As to the beans in chili thing, if it tastes good, I’ll eat it.
But clam chowder with tomato soup, HERESY!
49You should see what he can do with a bratwurst …
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