Things Ted Cruz Could Have Done To Get Attention That Would Have Hurt Less Than Selecting Carly Fiorina as His Vice President.

April 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

  1. Stuck his hand in a running blender.
  2. Date Kim Kardashian
  3. Tightened his belt until his eyes bugged out
  4. Found a monkey to take on the road with him
  5. Let Pope Francis do live color commentary on his campaign tour
  6. Sing a duet of Lemonade with Beyonce
  7. Admitted openly that Obama was born in America
  8. Break Taylor Swift’s heart
  9. Admit he put a curse on the Astros
  10. Shove his brain up his butt.  Oh wait, he did that.

I know you have some.

 

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