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With all the crappy stuff going on right now, Juanita and her customer Alfredo thought you might enjoy a pleasant thought.

Convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff, still serving a sentence for defrauding clients and conspiring to bribe public officials, has a new job: He’s selling pizzas in Baltimore rather than influence in Washington.

Abramoff, recently released from a federal prison camp in Cumberland to a halfway house in Baltimore, began working Monday at Tov Pizza on Reisterstown Road.

“I think people get a second chance,” said Ron Rosenbluth, owner of the shop, which boasts of the city’s best kosher pizza — which means lots of veggie options but no meat. “If they do their time, they deserve a chance.”

“I wonder if he delivers,” Juanita grinned.

“But, Honey, when Tom DeLay is working at the dairy Queen, I will be a happy woman.”