They Have a Cure But You Can’t Have It
Keller, Texas, produces some very weird people. Remember when they tried to charge parents of children on free or reduced lunches $100 a semester to ride the school bus? And that if you don’t own a gun, you can’t be a Christian? And their State Rep who wants to give the states power to override the federal government?
Well, they found the cure for diabetes there.
But you can’t have it.
They are going to use it to save the souls of Communist Chinese. The plan, you see, is that they are going to send some Christians to the heads of communist governments and start by curing their families. And then, these heads of communist countries will allow Christians to come in and convert everyone in exchange for the cure. That’s why you can’t have it. And I’m sure you think it’s worth it.
You’ll also love the comments under the You Tube.
Keller, Texas, where Christians hide things – including the love of Sweet Jesus.
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
Even Rube Goldberg would be confused by the Keller mentality.
1I watched the video, and I still don’t believe what I saw. So… I did a Wiki search on Keller. Up by Foat Woth. One of the 4 top money cities in the country. Demographics are that it is mostly (about 96% white).
Go figure.
They have a “Christian Performing Arts Center”. Isn’t that special?
On the diabetes thing…. who’s doing all this research….. and where??? I doubt it’s even TCU.
Anyway, do they know they have to go through the feds to export stuff? I would love to be a fly on the wall for all that.
2When did these folks forget the Christ in Christian?
Even though I am not affilliated with any religion, I know about and respect the teachings of Christ.
Gooodness, gracious, these folks are truly lost in the darkness of their own minds.
3Snake Oil. Keep sucking down that High Fructose Corn Syrup and don’t ever exercise.
4It’s always fascinating to watch the evangelicals ply their trade on the TeeVee machine.
My mother-in-law kept her diabetes under control for more than 10 years (until her untreated cancer finally killed her) by following a macrobiotic type diet based on brown rice and seaweed.
5Dear Keller: kindly move to the Hamptons. You will fit right in with the rich white folks who spent $50,000/plate to eat dinner and listen to Mitt Romney aim to not be elected.
There’s mean, and then there’s stupid-mean.
6Oh yea? Well, I’ve got the cure for stupidity and I’m not sharing it with the folks in Keller.
So there.
7Hmm. Does this cure involve the laying on of hands?
8Typical scammer selling snake oil to gullible people. I could not watch the whole thing. Did he ask for money to support his “plan?”
9What do you think the Chinese govenment will do to them, once they realize the cure doesn’t work?
10@Lorraine in Springs, LOL.
11Ye Gods, could these people be any crazier? Wait, don’t answer that, I don’t think I really want to know…sigh.
12I worked in a mental institution when I was younger. This guy is a certified loonie.
13I didn’t watch because I’m out of Brain Bleach, but any bunch of people who prefer the Bible to science and rational thought are never going to come up with a cure for anything.
14As a Very Proud Texan, it is exhausting reading about all the crazy, downright stoopid, God-give-them-some-brains kinda folks that share my state! 🙁
15Golly – there are SO MANY exits off I-35 that have become havens for idiocy of the Xtian RWNJ – Keller was a farm town, just like Plano, Allen, and countless others around the Metroplex. These people must be transplants from IdiotLand.
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