They Can Sure Pick ‘Um.
Well, come to find out, the cyberstalker guy who was Paul Ryan’s sole intern was also Newt Gingrich’s elephant.
I dunno, this guy was so creepy in his cyberstalking – he told women that he had naked pictures of them and that he would distribute those pictures unless they sent him more naked pictures – that you’d think somebody would pick up on oh dear God, this guy IS STINKIN’ WEIRD.
But, no.
Creepy Dude Convention
Then we discover that he also worked in Newt’s campaign. No, you are not allowed to talk about naked pictures of Newt. My worst nightmare is that I get up one morning and there’s an email for me with naked pictures of Newt that says, “Please distribute.” That should also be your worst nightmare.
So, creepy dude played a creepy elephant dude and nobody picked up on HOLY CRAP THIS GUY IS CREEPY.
Republicans – where creepy is normal.
Is that why he needed the trunk?
1Shave off the hair on his head, squint a little… is it possible Karl Rove had himself cloned? Fortunately the stealth gene must have sustained damage in the petri dish.
2I may never recover from this post, particularly since CNN is contemplating resurrecting Crossfire with Newt.
Throw in Creepy elephant dude and Calista and I may never recover!
3Of course he’s creepy–he’s a REPUBLICAN! What other criterion do you need?
4Another one bites the dust.
5Can’t decide which is the creepiest one……….the elephant or that plastered blond hair thingy standing next to it..
6Geeze, just when I was thinking I didn’t know elephants liked plastic sex blow-up dolls–too lightweight–ya had to publish Internet porn…geeze…
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