Well, come to find out, the cyberstalker guy who was Paul Ryan’s sole intern was also Newt Gingrich’s elephant.

Seriously.

I dunno, this guy was so creepy in his cyberstalking – he told women that he had naked pictures of them and that he would distribute those pictures unless they sent him more naked pictures – that you’d think  somebody would pick up on oh dear God, this guy IS STINKIN’ WEIRD.

But, no.

Creepy Dude Convention

Then we discover that he also worked in Newt’s campaign.  No, you are not allowed to talk about naked pictures of Newt.  My worst nightmare is that I get up one morning and there’s an email for me with naked pictures of Newt that says, “Please distribute.”   That should also be your worst nightmare.

So, creepy dude played a creepy elephant dude and nobody picked up on HOLY CRAP THIS GUY IS CREEPY.

Republicans – where creepy is normal.