Okay, this is the definition of dumber than bean dip.

AMI (the National Enquirer) up and decides to extort the richest man in the world, if not the universe.  When was the exact point in time that they decided that would work? One of the very cool benefits about having $137 billion dollars is that you become unembarrassable. You can write stuff all over public bathroom walls about somebody with $137 billion and it won’t change one single thing about their lives.

And let’s face it – The National Enquirer is the bathroom wall of journalism.

I would not mess with this man. He is very powerful. Hell, this man, with a whim all on his own, can make sure that you never enjoy free shipping for rest of your life.  Are you nuts?