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From our friend Richard in Mexico —

An opposition candidate in next month’s Venezuelan legislative elections is holding a breast implant raffle to fund his campaign, he said in a newspaper interview published Friday. “The raffle is a legal method. We decided on breast implants because we wanted to target a specific public sector,” Gustavo Rojas told El Universal.

“Raffle tickets on sale now: win a breast implant operation for yourself or your partner,” Rojas announces on his website.

The interview does not mention either the cost of a breast implant operation or how much money Rojas expects to get with the raffle.

No, seriously.

As Maxine says —

Now, if you are tempted to comment here, please remember that Momma comes here.  Momma is 84 years old and she’s a Democrat, but she can still chase you down with a bar of soap for your mouth.  I’m just saying …