There’s Bad News and There’s Good News

June 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I guess this is bad news in Macon, Georgia.

An unnamed man went to get some gas one evening, and got a medical procedure instead.

The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend’s house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks.” The spent round fell onto the floor.

Hummm … so that’s where the term crapping bullets came from.

The good news?  He”s not alone.  We are told that five American men have shot off their own winkies since 2010.  In Georgia, that’s not near enough.

Just sayin’.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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  1. My friend Jerry suggested that if we eliminated conceal and carry and required every one to wear head holsters, it would eliminate a lot of problems…..

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  2. W. C. Peterson says:

    He shot himself in the winkie with a .45 pistol and the bullet exited his buttocks? And he only noticed it after he took of his pants sometime later? Viagra wouldn’t have helped that guy, even on a good day. He was dead down there. Must have been a Tea Party Republican.

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  3. Hopefully this trend will expand into right wing enclaves here in Texas as well!

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  4. maryelle says:

    Off with their winkies! One less procreator of terminal stupidity. Health insurance should refuse to cover these episodes of willful neglect. Make them pay for a rider with the purchase of every weapon.

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  5. kennymotown says:

    Sorry to hear about this fellow shooting his winkie but it is a sign of the times and more proof of darwinism. LOL

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  6. bananas says:

    “The spent round fell onto the floor.” After being shot with a .45 I would imagine his winkie fell to the floor also, too. I agree with Maryelle 100%. If rape resulting in unwanted deposits to ladyparts isn’t eligible for insurance without a special rider why should damage to winkies from unwanted deposits be eligible for coverage?

    Issue is probably moot, betcha he doesn’t have insurance because freedumb ya know.

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  7. Marge Wood says:

    Good grief.

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  8. e platypus onion says:

    Someone needs to point out to these naroons some biological facts such as if you want to enlarge air passage to your brain,place gun barrel at entrance hole and shoot the length of the air channel,not the width. Use fragmenting bullets to make more air passages.

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  9. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    A redneck circumcision results, when the good old boy confuses his penis substitute for his little head. What a stroke of luck!

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  10. Well . . . to be honest . . . it did have to happen sometime.

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  11. Years ago my neighbor shot his own foot while showing a friend his new rifle on superbowl sunday. One year later, while showing another friend how he shot his foot, he did it again. The sad part is, a short time later he reproduced. Should have shot his winkie.

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  12. e platypus onion says:

    If you have to shoot your wiener to prove you are a “real” man,I’ll stick with opening doors for the ladies.

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  13. Anyone who can hit a target that small deserves an award for marksmanship. Of course, to prove it wasn’t just dumb luck, he needs to do it twice.
    BCNU

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  14. Sam in San Antonio says:

    If he had to carry a gun, he undoubtedly was a sharpshooter to hit his winkie.

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  15. e platypus onion says:

    Maybe it knew what was coming and zigged when it should have zagged.

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  16. e platypus onion says:

    ring,ring,ring.
    Hello?
    Hey baby,if you can guess what I have in my hand,I’ll give it to you.
    Sorry bud,but if you can hold it in one hand,I’m not interested.
    Li’l Lady are you in luck? I am holding part of it in each hand.

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