January 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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There was a hint on the ‘news’ yesterday and earlier today about Donald getting a huuuge “get” endorsement.
This should clinch it all, the whole GOPper enchilada now for tRump, Teddy Cruzee is toast.
Whooee, cain’t wait for the lovechile spawn of this ASSignation.
1Considering $ista $arah’$ Tea Party values, she has now devolved into a “lady of negotiable vertue”.
2Isn’t her endorsement proven to be the kiss of death?
3Cheryl, precisely!
Where’s Alfredo? We need to follow the money on this one. I doubt Donnie Drumpf paid her for a kiss of death endorsement. Maybe Karl Rove and the rest of the snacilbupeR establishment who are terrified of Das Dufus?
4$carah has bills to pay. She is selling the Scottsdale house, much to the relief of Senator McCain. I guess yelling “get off my lawn” does work. Brisket’s gig at ‘just say no’ or abstinence by another name was an epic fail. And now, Track needs bail money and lawyer fees.
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2016/01/track-palin-charged-with-assault-and.html
Deep pockets that don’t want T-Rump: RNC, Karl Rove & cronies, Chuck and Davy Koch, Shelly Adelson and so many others.
$carah found a payday somewhere. The Queen of Oblivion is such a tool that she is probably unaware she has been deployed as a useful idiot to take down T-Rump.
Both T-Rump and Cr-Ooze are such gutter snakes that they scare the RNC. Watch for some false flag operations to blame & slime the Democratic candidates. My bet is that it will be orchestrated by Karl Rove using dirty money from unnamed sources.
5Poor Ted Cruz.
6When you’ve lost the Palin endorsement, you’ve lost… you’ve lost… her one vote? Maybe Todd & Bristol if she can talk them into it?
Poor Ted indeed!
And they looked so cute together at that function a few months ago, with the Confederate flag behind them.
7They should give massive airplay to that clip of $arah and Donnie eating authentic (franchise) New York pizza – with a fork.
Even without Jon Stewart’s epic rant, it demonstrates what clueless phonies the pair of them are.
8Wait til the Donald finds out Sarah bleeds like Me Gynecologist Kelly of Fake Noize. DOH!
9http://youtu.be/V2vtv53mQeE
Said rant, for your enjoyment.
(I still haven’t figured out how to post links to anything else, but the copy/paste link function on YouTube works great!)
10@Cole
11She’s ALWAYS been a person of negotiable virtue.
I guess she’s hoping for a Trump-Sparklemoose ticket.
e platypus onion, if they ever break pizza together again, Granny Grifter best consider catheterizing herself lest she offend Donnie. He has a bad case of gynephobia riding along with his misogyny.
12The Stampeding Mavericks ticket.
Lotsa fast-moving bull.
13Well, it worked out so well for McCain.
14First we are treated to what has to be one of the creepiest waxwork visages ever rendered (of John Wayne, no less),looming over The Donald as he received an endorsement from The Duke’s daughter – no doubt delivered in the hopes of gaining a “Trump Bump” for the Wayne Museum. Then we have the specter of Caribou Barbie’s attempt to stay relevant while giving the shiv to Crazy Cruz. You’d think she’d have more loyalty to her buddy Teddy, after all she can see Canada from her house!
15Maybe the Donald is dropping Palin due to her son’s DV, gun charge last night in AK. We are almost a half hour late for this event. Couldn’t be worse for two such idiots, Palin and Trump 🙂
16LOL … Sarah has to be the death knell to Trump the Stumps hopes … look how she enhanced McCain’s run for the Big House. And what’s with John Wayne’s daughter giving the Stump a high five? Ugh!! That is so disgusting!!
17Deb, good points and thanks for shaking my memory. Ted gave money to Gnarly Failurina, that had to have offended Granny Grifter in her 8th year of neediness.
18Idiot endorsing Idiot.
19JJ may not have words, but I have plenty.
Trump was in Winterset, Iowa, this morning, bragging about the “huuge” endorsement he was going to get later in the day. You know Winterset? The setting for the movie “The Bridges of Madison County”? Hell, I didn’t figure that Trump would be endorsed by Merrill Streep, but given the environs, I imagined that Clint Eastwood was a distinct possibility. It would stand to reason after Clint’s infamous Republican convention colloquy with an empty chair.
Now this evening Trump is in Ames and we find out that the prized endorser is Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin?! What a comedown, even compared to the semisenile Clint Eastwood! Donald, where are your standards and your famous self-respect?
Sarah Palin endorsing Donald Trump is like an aging streetwalker telling her fourth trick of the night that he’s the greatest lover in the universe.
20Tramp for Trump. Big deal.
21JAKvirginia, let the hashtag wars begin! 😀
#Tramp for Trump
Marge Wood, bumper stickers and T-shirts, too?
UmptyDump, awesome comment!
22I have a cousin in Iowa who’s afraid to answer her front door, or pick up her phone. Every year she says the candidates treat Iowan as if they couldn’t be more gullible. And then the next batch discovers Iowa. “Ooh, how quaint!” ” They’re all poor farmers, we can tell them anything.” Farmers have to be dang good at figuring taxes, figuring soil chemistry, figuring markets, transportation, weather, local politics, state politics…and these yahoos in squeaky new boots think farmers can’t figure out when the bs is flying? Years ago, in Flower Mound, Texas, I heard it said best: An old boy in boots and a faded plaid shirt (worth plenty, since he owned a good chunk of town) looked the smiling developer wearing the four-figure suit dead in the eye and said, “Son, I just kicked it off my boots to come in here. Don’t you try to hand it to me.”
23Winterset,iowa is the home of one of the most over rated actors ever-Marion Michael Morrison aka John Wayne (not JW Gacy)
24Couldn’t be happier that Kiss-of-Death Palin has arisen from her den to anoint The Donald. He’s doomed.
25How about “Trump and the Tramp 2016”?
26I wonder if The Donald has her pay listed as “Postage”? Or maybe it’s the Koch Bros paying her.
SMH.
27Iowa governor Terry Branstead is not impressed by Caribou Boobie’s trumpdorsement and has come out against Oozy Croozy. The story is here:
https://goo.gl/36zSIL
(Beat ya to it epo. Ha!)
28As many patrons have written elsewhere many times of Alaska’s Psycho Barbie, “grifter gotta grift.” Follow the money trail. At the end lies your answer. With Psycho Barbie it’s always always always aboot the money.
29Ahhhh, God’s in His Heaven and all’s right with the world…
30With that spangly outfit she was wearing to the endorsement, at first glance I thought she was Barbara Mandrell.
31Sarah Who?
32TTPT: Barbara Mandrell? More like a strip club hostess.
33As one of Gryphen’s commenters stated: “She sounded like a moose with a prolapsed rectum!”
34No way could I listen to her screeching; the sound bites were enough to make my skin crawl! Geez, what the hell was T-Rump thinking?
Well, I’m stunned, just stunned! I was so sure that she and Teddy were cuddle buddies, and now she’s out two-timing him. Well, as noted in many comments, her “endorsements” are normally the kiss of death, so the whole thing is anti-climactic.
35Add Darth Cheney’s daugher (AKA Ilse Koch’s) endorsement and now we have the Three Stooges. Only not funny.
36Debbo-I love the way you beat me. All Snowdrift Snoozie really wants is a chance to bag that fur on Trumps head. Baby needs a new fur coat and I doubt she has ever had one made of monkey pelt. Anyone up for some monkey chilli?
37“Lady?” You gotta be kidding! Her family values are showing again, especially through her offspring. Number One Son is in trouble again and so hepmejebus that trouble is being blamed on PTSD! When he was in uniform did he ever get duty in a combat zone? Frankly, I think his “PTSD” is a result of his family! tRump and pAILIN? Ma Kettle and Pappy Pot! Eeeeew!
38Dolly Parton is a shrewd business woman; she does “tacky” on purpose. For the Cluele$$ $arah Palin greedy, tacky and ignorant come naturally.
39And the Klown Kar Kollapsed.
40@Linda Phipps
41Die Hexe von Buchenwald?
Hers is god’s perspective on this endorsement. Vengeance is mine by Uncle Shelby Silverstein- http://nukabombshideout.blogspot.com/2011/05/vengeance-is-mine-poem-by-shel.html
The last two lines sum it up beautifully.
42“There are not words”…please remember Sarah makes up words. They are bizarre and meaningless but she still does it. I believe it is because she is semi-literate and does not know many real words.
43AliceBeth –
Yup, she birthed another one; “squirmishes”.
Which I guess is a short, pitched battle with earthworms.
44This makes me feel squirmish-y.
45Plenty of T shirt and bumper sticker material here. I’d say coffee mugs too but not sure we could sell enough of them.
46Lunargent-make that tapeworms and I’ll readily agree with your assessment.
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