Them Ole Big Haired Wimmen
I should not write about this. There are some things that Republicans do that make even me queazy.
This is one of them. However, since every damn one of you sent me this story and it does involved a bleached blonde big haired woman, I kinda feel a duty to report this.
Bobby R. Burchfield is a fancy pants Republican lawyer. He helped George W with the 2000 Florida recount, and now he’s an ethics lawyer for Donald J Trump, which I’m sure keeps him plenty busy.
Burchfield’s wife, Teresa Jo, apparently got bored. Real bored.
Teresa Jo Burchfield was arrested Tuesday afternoon in a parking lot adjacent to the Fauquier County Adult Detention Center after deputies found her in the backseat of a car with an inmate/trustee at the jail, according to sheriff’s office Sgt. James Hartman.
Burchfield and the 23-year-old inmate were having sex in the car, according to a criminal complaint filed at Fauquier County General District Court.
Not only that, but Teresa Jo was giving the inmate clothes, vitamins, cigarettes, and “other unauthorized items.”
One of the customers here, a lawyer who shall remain unnamed unless he pisses me off, sent the story with a note that said, “I shouldn’t send this. I actually feel sorry for the guy.” I had to think for a minute. Which one – the inmate or the husband?
I’m guessing it was the husband because only a lawyer could feel sorry for another lawyer. The rest of us think she was just moving up the social scale.