The UnUnited States of Bannon
Well, Bannon is throwing caution to the wind over at Breitbart. Here’s a way you can kinda see most of it without having to actually go to Breitbart because you shouldn’t go there because there’s some things you can’t unsee.
Breitbart News, with former White House chief strategist Stephen K. Bannon back in charge, is ripping mad at President Trump after Monday’s Afghanistan speech foreshadowed an increase in ground troops.
Yeah, let’s send more troops.
How about Uday and Qusay here getting their driver to take them on down to the enlistment office?
Or maybe Jarred? I mean, LBJ’s son in law served in Vietnam while Johnson was president so it’s not like something that would be weird.
You know what would make me happy? Trump and Bannon at war. Happy dance.
But then their Secret Service minders would have to go to Afghanistan with them, right?
1No numbers, no targets. Does he have to pay Kim Jong Un a royalty for that technique:
Look! Look! I’ve launched a missile into the middle of the ocean! Direct hit!
2My understanding is that there *is* going to be a fight between Trump and Bannon. As much as I want to see that Present Piss-Poor excuse for a President kicked out of office, then we’d have Pence who probably can’t separate church and state.
But Please Pass the Popcorn!
That’s a lot of “P” isn’t it? Eight!
3The propaganda site Dullbutt has gone full throttle attack calling Orange Whore a flip flopper and -worst of all- saying his policy is like the Black Guy and The Woman. Oh the horrors! Eeeek!
It will be like watching 2 rabid, mangy rats gnawing at each other. Bunion looks like he’s been getting the worst of it for some time.
4OK!! Does this really mean we get to see them eat their own – and in public?
5Uday and Qusay? No way. Two words: heel spurs. Donnie’s the heel and they’re the spurs.
6@Debbo
RE: “rabid, mangy rats gnawing at each other”
I think we learned in the Gospel of Skyfall, that if you let rats gorge on rats, you change their vegan nature and make them cannibals. Or something like that.
7Uday and Qusay? Nah. The excuses would be legion and then some. Jared? Nah, too, too, well something. Instead let’s send traitor trump and sanctimous Pense to the front line. They want war let them fight it
8What Tilphousia said! Its about time the Draft Dodger in Chief got some real military experience!
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