Okay, so here’s the deal:  The Texas Republican Party had the regular meeting of their State Republican Executive Committee to do the work of the Lord.

At this meeting, they threatened Mitt Romney, supported Tom DeLay, and reminded us that they are for shrinking the size of Texas government so it will fit in a woman’s uterus.

Now, I need to stop here and tell you that the link above goes to a Republican website called “Texas GOP Vote.”  You’ll need popcorn for watching them fight among themselves, and Ajax to scrub off the vicious afterwards.

They passed a resolution warning Romney that if doesn’t come to Texas and debate against Newt, and Rick, and Ron, and Dopey, and Sneezy, they’ll show him a thing or two!  They’ll stomp their feet and whine for a straight hour and tell all their friends.

We basically told Romney that if he does not go to the debate, then we will take it to mean that he does not care about our large Republican state; and therefore, he should not get any of our delegates.

That is a strong warning from the largest Republican State Party in America!

The exact wording of the resolution does not say the word “warning”, but in my opinion, as one of the people who was there and voted on this resolution, the intent and tone of the resolution was to tell Romney that he had better not ignore us and had better come to our debate or else!

Or else, what?  You’re gonna put algae in his swimming pool?  Jam the elevator for his wife’s Cadillac?   Steal one of his houses and hope he notices?

And then to feel all manly and important, they passed a resolution supporting Tom DeLay.  Mind you, they passed a strongly worded resolution opposing due process.  Gee, they’d have had a larger effect by passing gas.

Another resolution of note was a resolution in support of Tom Delay. A liberal District Attorney shopped 3 Grand Juries in order to find one in the liberal Travis County that would indict Congressman Tom Delay for something that was not even against Texas law and no one has ever been charged in Texas for the same thing.

Uh, you missed something there.  Even after hiring the highest priced lawyer in Texas, he was found guilty at trial.  In addition, the Republican judge listened to the evidence, agreed with it, and sentenced Tom to the pokey for three years.  Next, no one in Texas has even been charged with climbing up on top of the Cotton Bowl and tossing hand grenades at the refs when they make a bad call, but I seriously believe that if someone did, they would, in fact, likely be prosecuted.   Almost lastly, you forgot to mention that the only character witness that Tom could find willing to testify under oath during the punishment phase of the trial was Dennis Hastert, who amusingly did prove to be quite a character.  Now lastly, you forgot to mention that Tom DeLay himself refused to testify under oath throughout the whole trial and punishment phase.   But, you support him, which kinda explains why you also support privatizing social security and letting children die outside the emergency room door – your thinking is not hamper by reality.

And then they passed two resolutions pestering abortion providers.  I’m not sure I understand the resolution completely, but it seems to me that they want to force the woman to have a trans-vaginal sonogram and then charge the doctor with rape for doing it.

Now after all that heavy-duty lifting, they want to call an emergency meeting of the SREC to make Texas a winner-take-all state.  Yes, they want to change the rules in the middle of the game.

They are hoping that Santorum will win Texas and that promises Republicans a brokered convention.

You recall how I’ve contended that Newt doesn’t want to be President, he just wants to debate Barack Obama?  Well, the Republican Party of Texas does not want to win the Presidency, they just want to feel important.  They just want to make a mess of things.  They are real good at that.  They’ve had lots of practice.  And, if you don’t believe me, you can pass a resolution saying so.