The Texas Crazy Lotto: If You Scratch Off Three Ted Cruzes or Louie Gohmerts in a Row, You Win a Week at Rush Limbaugh’s House. Second Prize? Two Weeks At Rush Limbaugh’s House.
Just when you thought it could not get crazier than Louie Gohmert, we elect Senator Ted Cruz from Texas. It’s kinda like pushing the REFRESH button at www.nuthousefollies.us, which is not a real website but is certainly a lost opportunity for some energetic entrepreneur.
Ted Cruz, who never served his country even one day in uniform, has up and decided that John Kerry and Chuck Hagel are “less than ardent fans of the U.S. military.”
Hagel, a former Republican senator who Obama nominated for secretary of defense, and Kerry, a Democratic senator and nominee for secretary of state, both served in the Vietnam War. Hagel received two Purple Hearts; Kerry received three and a Silver Star and a Bronze Star.
Cruz must really hate the military because he sat on his patootie during the Gulf War when he was eligible to enlist.
And, bless his heart, he never took a history class because his idea of smart is to quote Spiro T. Agnew’s “nattering nabobs” in reference to Ronald Regan’s administration. Hey, for Cruz, that’s an improvement – he was only off by a couple of decades.
I will promise you that if Ted Cruz and Rand Paul ever serve on a committee together, we will know that the Mayan prophecy was just a few years off.
Ted Cruz is making sure that Texas can be embarrassed, at least weekly, on a national level, even if Rick Perry never runs for President again.
1Cruz & Gohmert = Nattering Nabobsie Twinsiez
Rand Paul = Nattering Nabob Boobsie
Now how does Ron Johnson fit in?
2Sideways!!!
3What those two fine men (Kerry and Hagel, not the 2 buffoons) are not fans of is unnecessary war.
4We really shouldn’t underestimate Cruz & Rubio, who may not know US history, but know Cuban-Americans. SENATOR Cruz is now Vice Chair of the National Republican Senatorial Committee. Doesn’t mean he’s got something besides cheese between his ears, but that never did stop GOP fans from following a nabob.
http://www.politico.com//story/2013/01/ted-cruz-brings-fresh-perspective-86136.html
5JJ,
Thank you – was wondering how you would describe Ted’s lack of history with “nattering nabobs” Good work. Cruz and Paul and Louie, Oh My – the crazee of the RePiggery just gets more hilarious.
Fun Fact: About 10 minutes ago on the Twitter Machine, Eykis posted this:
@reppaulryan IMBECILE: Paul Ryan Inherits Sarah Palin’s Mantle of Endless Whining About Obama http://www.politicususa.com/paul-ryan-warns-gop-villain-obamas-morality-plays.html … via @politicususa
LilPaulie is reading tweets – he faved it~guess he knows he is IMBECILE~
6An Omaha Rabbi, who knows Chuck Hagel well, told Israeli TV: ‘not the slightest anti-Israel hint from Hagel’
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/26/rabbi-tells-israeli-tv-not-the-slightest-anti-israel-hint-from-hagel/
Doesn’t mean Hagel is an Israeli patsie either!
7Kerry and Hagel support the soldiers, not the military. Forest, trees.
8Crazy Cruz stated in an inteview that all gun sales at gun shows had background checks. If this guy is so well educated why does he keep saying things that are very wrong.
9Cruz is a daily irritant. His constant ramblings as a rookie senator make Louie look like a Rhodes Scholar. I regret saying that.
10Would it be racist to say that Ted Cruz makes about as much sense as Jose Jimenez?
11http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4vDcx2V0PA
My new nickname for Senator Cruz: “Teddy Dullbrain”
(with apologies to The Splendid Splinter)
12I don’t want ANY of the prizes. What do you have to pay NOT to have to go to any of those houses?
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