The Texas Counting Curse
Y’all, it’s a Texas thang.
Apparently, not a damn one of us can make a list.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)’s new tax plan involves eliminating five major federal agencies, but he was only able to recall four during Tuesday’s Fox Business debate.
If he was trying to show up Rick Perry with the whole cutting-the-government schtick, completing three would have been cause for a standing ovation.
All I can tell you, Honey, is do not send these guys to the grocery store or give them a food order without making them write it down.
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