The Texas Chainsaw Politician
Well, I think I might have mentioned it a time or two, I suspect the Republican primary for sheriff in my county may end in gun play.
It has already moved up to chainsaw play.
Republican candidate for sheriff, Troy Nehls, inspects what’s left of one of his political signs. Not only did they chainsaw the legs off, they ripped the plastic coating supporting Nehls off the sign.
Locals will want to know it’s on FM723. On private property.
Message sent, Boys.
I just want to remind the Sons of the Order of Chainsaw that the Democrat running for sheriff in November does not respond well to threats. He jumped in front of bullets meant for two female bank clerks. He’ll fight ya with a chainsaw and give you three turns heads start.