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My other friend Bob ( I have three Bob friends, an Uncle Bob, and a couple of Jim Bobs.  So, I have Bob, my other friend Bob, and old Bob.  I ain’t saying which one is old Bob because all three of them are still up for a butt whippin’.) sent me a website that he says is The Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Club on Crack.

Now, I dunno if they are on crack, but they are on something other than the love of Sweet Jeeeesus.

Before you open this website, you need to be warned.  If you’re a person prone to seizures, it’ll give you one.  If you’re not a person prone to seizures, it’ll make you one.  The website has scroll bars within scroll bars within pdf’s within waaaay too much crapola, and then a smurf threw up on it just out of meanness.

It’s called The Texas TEA Party Republican Women.

They say right upfront   —-

We INVITE you to JOIN our conservative, God-honoring
Republican club seeking to restore the values of the founders of our country
through our elected leaders.

Psssttttt.. over here, ladies.  Did you know that our founding fathers didn’t think you should be allowed to vote?  Uh, well, I agree with that because I clicked some of your links and found myself wandering around in muck deep enough to bury any pretense you ever had at kindness and love.  Check this for example, where a white fella swears that black fellas discriminated against him in the 1970’s when he tried to play baseball  in the Negro League to fulfill his dream of the majors and that’s news, dammit.

But, most importantly, you will see the names of some fairly famous Republicans supporting these crazed women in their goal of out-country-clubbing-you.

So, bookmark this sucker to hang around the neck of Ted Poe, Dan Patrick, and Mike McCaul.

“I know the TEA Party claims that they are not Republicans,” Juanita remarked after seeing this, “but this sure shows that Republicans are TEA Partiers.”

“And, somebody, please, be kind and these these chicks some estrogen or some cajones.  One or the other.  I just hate to see a woman without either one.”