The Tarp
The news media has found a 56 year old man at the Oregon headquarters of Vanilla Isil. He’s fully armed, sitting under a tarp in a damn rocking chair, awaiting the enviable battle with federal agents over snacks, clean socks, and that their fraternity brothers don’t go the jail for burning federal land.
It’s quite a sight.
The response on Twitter has been fast and funny.
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He’s threatening to shoot any federal agent who pulls a gun on him.
He does know that he can’t see them, right? He does know that they can walk right by him, right?
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.