GOP congressfools are sitting around twiddling their thumbs, waiting for Mitt Romney to get a new position on immigration.  This will be … what?… his third or fourth position?

Senate GOP Leader Mitch McConnell said Tuesday he and most other Republican senators will hold off commenting on the merits of President Obama’s new immigration policy until Mitt Romney makes his position clear in a speech scheduled Thursday to a group of Latino elected officials.

I guess Mitt just figured immigration would never come up in this Presidential campaign.  So, to figure out what he thinks about it, he had to commission a poll, then they had to analyze the results of the poll, and then someone had to write the position paper, and then Rush Limbaugh had to approve it and add suggestions,  and then it had to go for a rewrite, and then just to make sure, they ran another poll just in case everybody had changed their minds by now, and then there’s that whole Rush Limbaugh thing again and that dude is so stoned that it takes him for-ever to read something, and then they had to write a flip flop for next week, and then John Boehner got some orange crap all over the paper so they had to print it again, and then the sound of fingers drumming on a desk became the sound of heads banging against the wall, and then — tada!  Mitt Romney has a position.  For now.  Who the hell knows what his position will be tomorrow?

So, the entire GOP position on immigration is being decided by some guy in Iowa with a land line who got called at dinner time and asked what he thinks about Mexicans by a pollster who just barely speaks English.

And that, y’all, is GOP leadership.

Oh yeah, and I forgot the part where they have to make sure that Sean Hannity can pronounce all the words in the position paper.

Thanks to David for the good link.