They say you cannot have your cake and eat it, too.  That’s true, unless you are Republican Missouri Congressvarmint Vicky Hartzler.

At a townhall meeting, Hartzler went all off on President Obama’s birth certificate because, you know, not near has been said about that.

Oops, I accidently said "birth certificate" five times. I hate it when that happens.

“I have a lot of doubts about all that,” she said at the town hall. “But I don’t know, I haven’t seen it. I’m kind of, I’m just at the same place you are on that. You read this, you read that. But I don’t understand why he didn’t show that right away. I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I’d get my baby book and hand it out and say ‘Here it is.’”

However, the next day, a man had to translate for her.  Her press secretary, Steve Walsh, translated what the congresswoman really meant, “the congresswoman is focused on job creation and the economy — not on the birth certificate controversy.”

You know, I gotta get me one of those man things to translate for me.