Kim Davis, the county clerk in Kentucky who is refusing to follow the ruling of the Supreme Court of the United States of Damn America, is living testimony to the sanctity of marriage.

In Rowan County, Kentucky, clerk Kim Davis, who has been married four times, has been under fire for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples because of her religious beliefs.

Look, I am totally opposed to slut shaming. I think women have a right to be sexy. But, hell, this woman is the Whore of Babylon.

Either she’s real good at marriage or real bad at it.  Either way, she ain’t the best person to be rubbing the Bible in my face.

And now her latest husband is threatening people.  He claims they’ve been getting harassing phone calls.  The future Ex Mr. Wonderful says …

But he says he’s not afraid, and he believes in the Second Amendment. He said: “I’m an old redneck hillbilly, that’s all I’ve got to say. Don’t come knocking on my door.”

You would think that if there’s any man who would welcome a bunch of gay men to town, it would be him, but no…

Joe Davis compared his wife to the biblical figures Paul and Silas, sent to prison and rescued by God. He pointed to the gay rights protesters gathered on the courthouse lawn and said: “They want us to accept their beliefs and their ways. But they won’t accept our beliefs and our ways.”

Quick, somebody explain to him that the gay people believe in his right to be married four times.

I have friends who are insisting that Kim is going to be the next Joe The Plumber.

Thanks to John for the heads up.