Okay, so the United States Senate gave the State Department $120 million to fight Russian meddling in our elections.  Wanna know how much the State Department has spent?

Nothing.

Thelma wonders if that includes the front door mat that says желанный, which according to Thelma and her Google machine, says Welcome in Russian.

“As a result, not one of the 23 analysts working in the department’s Global Engagement Center — which has been tasked with countering Moscow’s disinformation campaign — speaks Russian, and a department hiring freeze has hindered efforts to recruit the computer experts needed to track the Russian efforts.”

Okay, so you don’t speak Russian and there are no computer experts. Other than buying old Bullwinkle cartoons and using Boris and Natasha for training experts, I don’t see this job going anywhere.  Which is exactly where Trump wants it to go.

желанный, Russians.