The Rule of Three
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Verdelia came in with a scientific fact this morning before getting her wash-n-set from Thelma.
“Honey,” Verdelia began, “do you know why Fox news watchers always travel in groups of three?”
“No ma’am, I’ve never really figured that out.”
“Because the first one can read. The second one can write. And the third one keeps an eye on those other two intellectuals.”
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