October 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I didn’t watch because I’m out of brain bleach, but why can’t he just chug a beer and belch the national anthem like a normal good ol’ boy?
1From the same neighborhood that would shoot a child for practicing the clarinet in their own back yard. While agreeing that the clarinet pretty much sucks musically, any and all shooting in the back yard pretty much blows.
What say you, Wayne and the NRA? See any safety problems with this picture?
2@PKM OK. I know this is a political non blog, but whoa, whoa, whoa. On behalf of the ghosts of Artie Shaw, Hoagy Carmichael, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, and innumerable other Big Band names, I must ask that you not disparage the instrument. The clarinet delivers “Moonlight Serenade” and “Stardust”, to appreciative ears of all ages.
3And like Rhea, I’m out of brain bleach. I never click on these videos, because watching them will make me as insane as the people who are “starring” in them. And besides belching, I’ll bet some of those good ole’ boys have used other body parts, and other gas releases to execute (interpret my word choice however you choose), our national anthem.
4Being patriotic 14 year olds, we would never have considered belching or ****ing Star Spangled Banner. Now Lady of Spain in stereo with vibrato, oh yeah.
5I don’t know whether to laugh or be horrified. I just hope he doesn’t have any close neighbors behind the property.
6Safety issues, sure he’s a lefty, now is that right? I hope that rocks don’t ricochet back and hit him in eye. Oh, yeah, he has hearing protection and so he can’t really hear the notes.
What section of the orchestra does he sit in….percussion, with the cowbells?
7From the same bunch that is blocking the appointment of a Surgeon General, a national rifle association pawn lets the world know he really, really has no talent whatever.
8At last we learn why you need to have multiple clips.
9I made it through seven notes, and I’ll take your word for the rest. Hearing protection, indeed.
10His music teacher must be so proud. He should sit in the pit,
11but be bound and gaggged.
I know I haven’t seen everything, but this comes damn close.
12The weird part of it was a flashing pop-up on the video saying”alert! your arrest record is now available online” A nice touch, I thought
13@Sandra:
14Then you still need to see a goat-roping, a fat stock show and a duck f@rt under water. Until then your Texas “I’ve seen everything” experience is incomplete!
So, is this the winner of the NRA talent contest?
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