The Real Reason I Put Up With Texas
I love Texas. I do. But even I have to admit that it’s hard to live here.
Until times like now.
I am given to understand that the rest of you are freezing to death. It’s so damn cold that it’ll freeze boiling water so fast that it’ll make warm ice cubes.
Oh sure, we have hurricanes. They give you three days warning to get out of town and go to some nice hotel in San Antonio. Beats the hell outta shoveling snow.
Y’all stay warm out there.
