The Progeny of Fenway Fran

January 17, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Fenway Fran, a long, long, triple damn long patron of the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., sent me a picture of the Happy Birthday / Trump Survival Package that one of her grown daughters sent the other.

 

Now, that’s funny.

We’re gonna get through this, y’all.

 

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0 Comments to “The Progeny of Fenway Fran”


  1. But I don’t like crunchy cheetos. My favorites are HEB extra cheesy poofs. I would like a dart board with this too 🙂

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  2. JAKvirginia says:

    Well, that’s just the sweetest thing. Truly. But what will that sister have for the other 11 months? And the way things are going I see her grazing through that stuff in week!

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  3. I don’t see any darts for that photo…

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  4. Fenway Fran says:

    Heck, she’ll go through that on her way to the march in DC!

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  5. A thoughtful and lovely gift, but unfortunately not enough to last four years.

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  6. What? No S’mores?

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  7. Yep. Looks fine to me. Enjoy. Gonna be fun. N…damaging.

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  8. That IS funny. I agree about the need for a dart board and darts. More booze too, much more booze. A little weed for folks in legal states?

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  9. No dartboard, but my old archery target had a photo of Nixon taped to it. I was too young for whisky then, but I’ll take it now if I run out of fruity rum drinks. I could also use some sunscreen and bug repellant, just for the smells, to make me think I’m on some lovely tropical island and not here and now.

    Good luck to Fenway Fran’s daughters and all of us who have to survive these horrors until we oust them.

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  10. Lynn,
    I agree. Think the care package should be sent every 6 months or less!

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  11. I will need a blood pressure cuff and aspirin.

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  12. Jane & PKM says:

    Whether that square slab with Donnie’s picture is a urinal cake or a metaphor for a coroner’s slab with Donnie on it, it’s a package to be appreciated.

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  13. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Friday morning I have an appointment to donate blood which will make my after-work beverages work better.

    I won’t be watching or listening. January 20, 1969 was the day my Father died and I’m pretty sure this Friday will be an even worse day for me than that one was.

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  14. Aggieland Liz says:

    I’m so sorry Don. At least your poor Dad isn’t here to be subjected to the inhuman crap our illustrious Congress (R) is going to stick to our sick and elderly friends and relatives as soon as they get down to business. My mom will be 81 in May and has been an insulin dependent type 1 diabetic for 62 of those years. Whatever plan Paul Ryan is hatching will bankrupt her, then probably us, and ultimately kill her. My dad escaped us in October, and had been bedridden in a nursing home for 10 months. His long term insurance and Medicare paid for most of his care, and it was pretty darn good care too. I’m glad he won’t have to have everything whittled away from him til he dies of neglect. What is wrong with those selfish inhuman bastards?? How on earth did we get here??

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