My friend Noah got this on his Facebook ad list.

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Here ya go.  If you want quality entertainment, listen to the testimonials.

Using Scalar Waves and Solfeggio Energies to protect Targeted Individuals from Electronic Harassment & Psychotronic Attacks

Best I can figure, Solfeggio Energies has something to do with your chakras and Scalar Waves are something “that work outside the realm of physics.  You know, like voodoo.

So these suckers cost anywhere from $295 to $695 for the total protection package.  They also offer a special tamper resistant seal to keep the bad guys from tampering with it at the post office.

You think I’m kidding, don’t you?

Less attractive?  Really?

Thelma is now in the backroom putting tape around her curling iron to sell as an attractive replacement for a tin foil hat.

Thanks to Noah for the heads up.