The Other Sessions: Pistol Pete
I wanna talk to you about Dallas Republican Congressfool Pete Sessions this morning. We call him Pistol Pete because he’s always shooting off his mouth.
Pete’s wife of 28 years finally had it with him. After putting up with his strip club, skirt chasing ways, she filed for divorce one month after Pete sent this love letter to Allen Stanford.
Just hours after federal agents charged banker Allen Stanford with fleecing investors of $7 billion, the disgraced financier received a message from one of Congress’ most powerful members, Pete Sessions.
“I love you and believe in you,’’ said the e-mail sent on Feb. 17. “If you want my ear/voice — e-mail,’’ it said, signed “Pete.’’
Stanford is serving a 110 year prison sentence.
Upon his divorce, Pete almost immediately married a failed Republican congressional candidate in Florida. Karen Sessions is 12 years Pete’s junior.
Okay, that’s the juicy stuff, but not all of it. In today’s Washington Post, you will discover that Donald Trump – who Pete loves almost as much as he loves Allen Stanford – is removing civil service employees and replacing them with his unqualified political friends at an agency that is supposed to oversee foreign aid.
Another appointee is Karen Sessions, a former Verizon Communications executive and municipal official in Winter Park, Fla., who made an unsuccessful run for Congress as a Republican in 2010. In 2012, she married Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Tex.), a Trump supporter. She is vice president of congressional and public affairs.
I love that last line. Take out the word “and” and there you have enough to keep woman plenty busy.
The financial disclosure form Sessions filed in May says his wife is employed by Sessions Enterprises, LLC (page 13).
The only thing worse than a pig feeding at the public trough is a pig hiding the fact that he is feeding at the public trough.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the dairy Queen for the heads up.
Word has it she’s not the only unqualified Repug given jobs in that Department. Come Spring, there will be a monumental housecleaning, God willing.
1It has been said that ‘the fish rots from the head.’ After Javanka moved their crayons and toy desk into the Oval Office, nepotism became the “fashion” with this maladministration. Elaine Chao, Karen Sessions … wth was wrong with Scott Pruitt. He shopped his wife for Chick-fil-A fricassee, when he could have given her a government desk like any normal snacilbupeR husband.
Next up, Erik Prince, brother of Betsy DeVos. As Education Secretary it follows that she will be in charge of placing guns in the hands of toddlers and teachers to protect their own schools. Stable genius ‘logic’ demands that Erik be given the franchises to arm and train them.
2It reminds me of nothing so much as a shark feeding frenzy.
3What’s holding up Stanford’s pardon?
4No way can I understand much less stomach the idea of anyone marrying Pete Sessions. While he was in Congress he was well known as a boil on the body politic. His departure actually brought some relief to the scene. And when Karen loses her job, will she also give pete the boot? My money is on the boot.
5Oh No! Now I have to rethink my ties to New Mexico State. Our mascot is….wait for it…Pistol Pete. We are also the other Aggies.
6So…we have corporate and rich people welfare by way of a ridiculous tax cut and now we have Congress Critter welfare, all of which is perfectly fine if you’re a Republican.
But, woe unto those who truly need public assistance — they are lazy “takers”.
Pete has a case of Scott Pruitt disease — or maybe, Scott caught it from Pete. Those D.C. swamp mosquitoes sure are spreading the Greedy Bastard disease at an alarming rate.
7Where does Petey really live, in Dallas or in Florida?
http://floridapolitics.com/archives/245807-long-distance-romance-karen-jeff-sessions-calling-dallas-not-winter-park-home
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