The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is …
It’s nice to know that redneckery is keeping an eye on America in these troubling times.
Over in Hurley, Mississippi, police found a woman taking things from cars that were parked in a high school parking lot. At first glance, it appeared that she was stealing sunglasses and other things of value.
Not true.
Jackson County authorities say a 41-year-old Hurley woman who was caught stealing from East Central High School students’ vehicles claimed she was looking for members of the terrorist group ISIS.
Lisa Carol Roche is charged with commercial burglary of an automobile after authorities say she was caught stealing sunglasses and other personal items from vehicles.
She told authorities she was looking for members of the Islamist State of Iraq and Syria, the terrorist group that has made international headlines.
This is not her first time to be arrested. It is, however, the first time she was on a mission of international intrigue. It is my belief that she should get extra points for that and a position with the Rick Perry for President campaign.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.