Y’all, if it’s not the seventh sign of the apocalypse, it’s at least the fifth or sixth.

Sarah Palin is back in the news.  Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the teevee or read the newspaper, Sarah Palin, the Narcissism Poster Child, prances back.

The key words:  brokered convention.

“We could be looking at a brokered convention,” she told Fox Business Network on Wednesday night. “Months from now, if that’s the case, all bets are off as to who it will be, willing to offer up themselves up in their name in service to their country. I would do whatever I could to help.”

And by “help” and “offering up,” I don’t think she meant leading group discussions on the economic policies of the Bush years.  Sarah’s the only candidate I’ve ever seen who could victimize herself into office.

Sarah wants to be President without all the bother of that pesky thing called campaigning.  Can’t say I blame her.  There’s a very cool airplane involved.

I want y’all to pray for this because I really, really, honest to goodness, need Sarah Plain after losing both Newt and Rick.