The New Republican Party: Stoopid Reigns
Okay, let’s start with Donald Trump calling George Will “a totally overrated fool.”
Let that sink in. Apparently, there were no mirrors involved in this trick. Maybe lab animals were harmed, I dunno.
I do not agree with one word that George Will says, even about baseball. However, he’s smart. But Trump, who’s had an irony-ectomy, said,
“I think he’s a totally overrated fool. I think this guy is so overrated. I don’t think he’s really smart, he looks smart with the little glasses and hair swept to the side,” Trump said on “Fox & Friends.” “That was one of the dumbest [comments]. … I think he’s a totally overrated pundit.”
Yes, Donald, and that would explain the law that dumb looks as dumb does.
And then let’s trot over to Republicanville with all those “illegal aliens” who are taking over our country. Daniela Pelaez was brought from Colombia to America by her parents at age 4. She is graduating valedictorian of North Miami Senior High School with a 6.7 GPA.
A judge has ordered a top student at North Miami Senior High School to leave the country later this month.
Yep, she has no memories of Colombia but some damfool judge is sending her back. Because we don’t need smart people in this country. She’s just going to go to college and become a snob, you know.
“I’ve done everything that an American child has done. I know the National Anthem, I know more about the United States than I do about Colombia. This is my home,” said Daniela.
No, it’s not. You, my dear, must be punished for what your parents did. If you wanted to live in this country, you should have been born a Hilton or a Kardashian. You know, rich and stoopid.
However, there is a bright shining star this morning. Rush Limbaugh is going to have a find a cheaper Viagra and Oxycontin source.
Mortgage lender Quicken Loans, mattress retailers Sleep Train and Sleep Number, online data backup service provider Carbonite, software maker Citrix Systems Inc., online legal document services company LegalZoom and flower company ProFlowers all pulled ads in reaction to Limbaugh’s comments.
Y’all, are we gonna make it until November when Republicans can stop glorifying stupid to keep Barack Obama from being elected? Last I heard, they were trying to run Forrest Gump.
Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.