The New Pope is Like … Holy Cow … a Christian
Okay, you know that at least weekly I get into a fight with a Catholic priest. There is a local priest here who runs the opposite direction when he sees me coming.
Up until this moment, the only man in a dress who I trusted was Ru Paul.
I’m beginning … just beginning … to rethink that. Pope Francis is kinda cool.
He finally responded to Rush Limbaugh calling him a Marxist and here’s what he said.
“The Marxist ideology is wrong. But I have met many Marxists in my life who are good people, so I don’t feel offended.”
Ohmygod, the dude is acting like a Christian.
I ain’t buying the infallible crap and I sure ain’t buying the place of women in the church. I’m not certain about this whole hell thing. Well, at least I wasn’t until I met Pope Benedict and his cover-up posse.
Anyway, when the Pope pooped on Ronald Reagan’s trickle down economic, he did it beautifully.
The promise was that when the glass was full, it would overflow, benefitting the poor. But what happens instead, is that when the glass is full, it magically gets bigger nothing ever comes out for the poor. This was the only reference to a specific theory. I was not, I repeat, speaking from a technical point of view but according to the Church’s social doctrine. This does not mean being a Marxist.”
Rush, Honey, Jesus was actually the first Marxist. Get over it.
Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.