The Nazi with the Dead Eyes (and Spray-On Hair)
Stephen Miller, Trump’s in-house Nazi who is orchestrating the gleeful cruelty and dickishness of this president’s immigration policy idiocy, was on Face the Nation yesterday. I responded to his appearance by using my normal coping mechanism of turning off the sound when one of Trump’s toads is spewing BS on national television; but, in the silence I noticed that this guy looks different than usual – he had hair on his normally Gollum-bald pate. Sure enough, looking closer, it appeared that Miller had suddenly grown a hair line; the problem with that hair line is that it was…wait for it…sprayed on. I went to my usual source for research (Twitter) and it had already lit up with the same observation that indeed Miller had sprayed on a new hairline. Here’s a before and after pic:
Best line in many tweets following Miller’s appearance was “I did Nazi that coming!” Which was entertaining and almost worth the price of witnessing this creature polluting the national airwaves with his hate.
he also looks tanner and somehow younger. haven’t’ seen him in a while – face lift?
1The best part is that he didn’t go too far forward with it, obviously his stylist/makeup person told him “no one will notice!”. And he bought it.
2See? Working at the beauty salon is rubbing off on you. Soon you’ll be a certified aesthetician.
3Dang! Fake hair! Desperate to get a date or something…
4Do you suppose he’ll think no one notices?
5He must have a big giant brain. Look at all the forehead it takes to cover it. Dumba$$e$.
6Even when the world turns his own hate up him he will still not get it, so he goes onward with that **ap about only a chosen few are the children of the one, the only perfect god whereas all the others are children of a lesser deity. But boy will he ever deserve the karma that is coming his way!
7My favorite tweet:
“Instead of mocking Stephen Miller’s spray-on hair, we should be working to stop his vile policies.
Whoa. Just saw the hair. We can multitask.”
8Miller, obvious incel and inadvertent philosopher. Sad. This cousin of Voldemort has his own philosopher groupies who have as their motto: “F the ineffable.”
9I think he copied the hairline from The Count on Sesame Street.
10I suppose he could be using Rogaine or something, but it doesn’t look like individual hair follicles. Yes, definitely of the incel variety. Cold hearted as he is, Trump must love him.
11Wow. First time I’ve ever seen an advancing hairline. Paul Ryan-pattern baldness?
12Didn’t help his face. Still could be voted “Most punchable Trumpist” by any standard.
Absolutely.
13He covered his bald spot but he still a effin’ fascist.
14Does anyone else think it looks like his crotch hair has gone north? We need a brave soul to check his nether regions to see if they are now bald. He is now an actual dick head.
15He forgot to pin the Death’s Head and Lightning Bolts on his lapel.
16RE: Stephen Miller, the sitting president’s ambassador to Nationalism
Some German words just for you…
Backpfeifengesicht
Luftschloss
Honigkuchenpferd
And finally how I will feel when US Marshals take Miller out of the WH in chains…
Schadenfreude
17@Micr. German isn’t always the “ugly” language as many view it (including a native German friend). Perfect descriptors, especially since English doesn’t have equivalents. I’ll have to check for the perfect equivalent word to convey the irony of having a Jew acting as a nazi.
18@Myrna
Thanks. I studied German academically in the 1960s. The interweb world wide thingy helps an old man a lot.
19The last word goes to Lee Papa (The Rude Pundit): “Stephen Miller’s head looks like a scrotum stretched over a hardboiled egg.”
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