The Nazi with the Dead Eyes (and Spray-On Hair)

December 17, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Alt-Right Racists, Border Catastrophe, Gleeful Cruelty and Dickishness, Trumpists

Stephen Miller, Trump’s in-house Nazi who is orchestrating the gleeful cruelty and dickishness of this president’s immigration policy idiocy, was on Face the Nation yesterday.  I responded to his appearance by using my normal coping mechanism of turning off the sound when one of Trump’s toads is spewing BS on national television; but, in the silence I noticed  that this guy looks different than usual – he had hair on his normally Gollum-bald pate.  Sure enough, looking closer, it appeared that Miller had suddenly grown a hair line; the problem with that hair line is that it was…wait for it…sprayed on.  I went to my usual source for research (Twitter) and it had already lit up with the same observation that indeed Miller had sprayed on a new hairline.  Here’s a before and after pic:

Best line in many tweets following Miller’s appearance was “I did Nazi that coming!”  Which was entertaining and almost worth the price of witnessing this creature polluting the national airwaves with his hate.

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0 Comments to “The Nazi with the Dead Eyes (and Spray-On Hair)”


  1. he also looks tanner and somehow younger. haven’t’ seen him in a while – face lift?

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  2. The best part is that he didn’t go too far forward with it, obviously his stylist/makeup person told him “no one will notice!”. And he bought it.

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  3. See? Working at the beauty salon is rubbing off on you. Soon you’ll be a certified aesthetician.

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  4. Dang! Fake hair! Desperate to get a date or something…

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  5. Marcia in CO says:

    Do you suppose he’ll think no one notices?

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  6. He must have a big giant brain. Look at all the forehead it takes to cover it. Dumba$$e$.

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  7. Even when the world turns his own hate up him he will still not get it, so he goes onward with that **ap about only a chosen few are the children of the one, the only perfect god whereas all the others are children of a lesser deity. But boy will he ever deserve the karma that is coming his way!

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  8. My favorite tweet:

    “Instead of mocking Stephen Miller’s spray-on hair, we should be working to stop his vile policies.

    Whoa. Just saw the hair. We can multitask.”

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  9. Miller, obvious incel and inadvertent philosopher. Sad. This cousin of Voldemort has his own philosopher groupies who have as their motto: “F the ineffable.”

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  10. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    I think he copied the hairline from The Count on Sesame Street.

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  11. I suppose he could be using Rogaine or something, but it doesn’t look like individual hair follicles. Yes, definitely of the incel variety. Cold hearted as he is, Trump must love him.

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  12. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Wow. First time I’ve ever seen an advancing hairline. Paul Ryan-pattern baldness?

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  13. Charles R Phillips says:

    Didn’t help his face. Still could be voted “Most punchable Trumpist” by any standard.

    Absolutely.

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  14. He covered his bald spot but he still a effin’ fascist.

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  15. Does anyone else think it looks like his crotch hair has gone north? We need a brave soul to check his nether regions to see if they are now bald. He is now an actual dick head.

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  16. Sam in St Paul says:

    He forgot to pin the Death’s Head and Lightning Bolts on his lapel.

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  17. RE: Stephen Miller, the sitting president’s ambassador to Nationalism

    Some German words just for you…

    Backpfeifengesicht

    Luftschloss

    Honigkuchenpferd

    And finally how I will feel when US Marshals take Miller out of the WH in chains…

    Schadenfreude

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  18. @Micr. German isn’t always the “ugly” language as many view it (including a native German friend). Perfect descriptors, especially since English doesn’t have equivalents. I’ll have to check for the perfect equivalent word to convey the irony of having a Jew acting as a nazi.

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  19. @Myrna

    Thanks. I studied German academically in the 1960s. The interweb world wide thingy helps an old man a lot.

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  20. Buttermilk Sky says:

    The last word goes to Lee Papa (The Rude Pundit): “Stephen Miller’s head looks like a scrotum stretched over a hardboiled egg.”

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