The Muslim is Coming! The Muslim is Coming!
Watch how he does this with a straight face but emphasizes the word “federal.”
We really need a picture of Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz with a FEMA truck.
Yeah, the same Ted Cruz who voted against Hurricane Sandy relief.
I think the President needs to come to Texas and personally hand out FEMA funds and drive a few tractors to do the clean-up. Then have a dinner and serve up a big ole heaping plate of crow.
LOL … “I think the President needs to come to Texas and personally hand out FEMA funds and drive a few tractors to do the clean-up. Then have a dinner and serve up a big ole heaping plate of crow.”
I wonder how they like their crow prepared … braised, grilled, roasted, fried up with some good ole country or redeye gravy on the side with a big, frosty mug of cold beer on the side!!
Oh, they’ll be badmouthing Obama for coming through for them … just wait! It’ll happen sure as anything!!
1Marcia, I insist on crow tartare, crow sushi, and frozen crow on a stick for dessert.
Let them eat raw crow with their raw hatred of President Obama.
Perhaps I missed it, but I heard some of Abbott’s comments yesterday AM and never heard him mention President Obama’s name at all. Again, maybe I missed it, but if not, the nerve of that putz!
2Here’s Ted Cruz, High Priest and Climate Change Denier, giving a pastoral homily on how the damage is “unimaginable.” No, Ted. It is very imaginable and will happen again, you putz.
http://video.statesman.com/Sen-Ted-Cruz-Damage-in-Wimberley-is-unimaginable-29142083?playlistId=15517
3Ha! Can’t believe Lorraine in Springs comment called Abbott a putz too. Her comment came up the same time mine was posted. Great minds…
4I’m sure there are a few of the crazier sticklers out there that are thinking that President Obama is deliberately manipulating the weather to justify FEMA’s invasion plans.
5Perhaps words of wisdom from Dave Barry might be helpful, here: “You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” That, and just plain stupid, as the GOP in Texas seems to make so very, very plain. (Don’t “stupid” and “putz” have the same meaning, when it comes to GOPolitics?)
6Crows are very intelligent and sociable birds, and do not deserve to be eaten or associated with those trash Texans.
I suggest they be strongly encouraged to eat dirt instead.
7http://video.statesman.com/Sen-Ted-Cruz-Damage-in-Wimberley-is-unimaginable-29142083?playlistId=15517
I’ve come across of lot of real phonies in my life, however Cruz in such a short time, has rammed his way all the way to the top!
What a phony phuck, I wonder how soon before he’ll be fund-raising off the tragedy!
8@Craig in Idep MO:
Putz–a stupid or worthless person.
verb
1.
engage in inconsequential or unproductive activity.
“too much putzing around up there would ruin them”
Yep, that’s Cruz and Abbott.
9So sorry for ALL who have experienced this disaster but I honestly don’t think RWNJs in TX would ever say thank you to FEMA. They will go right on being stupid and if the president did show up, they’d accuse him of politicizing, creating a photo op, etc.
10Again the Prez is srewing things up!!
11Let Texas feel what it is like to have ‘SMALL GOVERNMENT’.
Let the state drown!! It wanted to be separate from the US, so maybe it will float away and we can get a nice new bay!!!
Climate-change deniers will never accept that crazy weather is the new normal.
12The only way these people like there crow is a la Jim. They will find a way to complain, Too little, too slow (unlike Bush’s quick response to Katrina), or something won’t go quite right and it will be Obamas fault. Another likely possibility would be they take the money, keep it for themselves, and then say they never got it. Seems like a republican thing to do.
13I’m waiting for Abbott to “do a Christie” and be accused of heinous crimes against the GOP by “cavorting” with the anti-christ.
14Cruz would like a suggestion for a good wine … to go with his crow. He’s not really a beer drinker y’know. Reminds him of the stench of landfills and middle class families.
15@Lorraine … I love your comment but not so soon after lunch!! Frozen crow on a stick for dessert made me roll my eyes and almost gag!! THANK YOU!! LOL
None of them will thank FEMA nor Obama but say it is their “due” … roll my eyes again!!
16Karma sucks, don’t it, baggers?
17Obama should have expressed his condolences to Texas residents who have to suffer under such a lameass governor.
18JJ, that idea is totally cool!
19I expect a new right-wing slogan appearing on signs soon:
Fed Government, Keep Yur Hands Offa My FEMA care.
20You Damm Socialists!!!!!
Cruz was here in Wimberley Gramstanding (remember that term?) Refused to vote for Sandy funds, screaming now for Texas….what a hypocrite!
21Ted Cruz ばかちゃん。
22It’s only a matter of time before Cruze accuses Obama – under cover of flood relief – to be clandestinely positioning federal Jade Helm resources to take over Texas. Man the barricades! Get the Texas Guard scuba team to swim through and clear out the enemy hiding in those waterlogged tunnels connecting the Walmarts!
23@kip
You are being too kind to Rafael and quite unkind to idiots. 🙂
24I so envy our President his gracious ability to avoid gloating and/or smirking. He’s amazing!
BTW, according to Leo Rosten’s book, “The Joys of Yiddish”:
“Literally, ‘putz’ is vulgar slang for ‘penis.’ But the vulgarism is rarely used to designate the member; the word ‘schmuck’ does that.
“As used, ‘putz’ is a term of contempt for:
1. A fool, an ass, or a jerk.
2. A simpleton or yokel; an easy mark.
“Caution: ‘Putz’ is not to be used lightly or when women or children are around. It is more offensive than ‘schmuck;’ the latter may be used in a teasing and affectionate way, vulgar though it is, but ‘putz’ has a pejorative ambience.”
In other words, it was used appropriately by JJ’s clients in reference to Ted Cruz.
25From the second Santorum started yammering yesterday, announcing he’s running for President — AGAIN — I’ve been calling him a schmuck!! It just seems to fit!!
26It was wingnuts and Ollie North that wanted to militarize FEMA and incarcerate refugees from Raygun’s Central American wars. So wingnuts were for it before they were against it,again.
27Schmuck (idiot)
Schwantz (penis)
Just sayin’.
28@Lynne
This information will make members of the Schwantz family in Houston very very unhappy.
29Abbott & Cruze….putz..putz..putz..putz..dirt..dirt..dirt..dirt..stupid..stupid..stupid..stupid..phony phuck..phony phuck..phony phuck..phony phuck….
As Fred Sanford used to say, “Elizabeth, I’m comin’ home!”
30Had a pet crow once. Anybody who ate crow wouldn’t get much.
31As an Air Force civilian, I must have had 250 TDY trips to San Antonio. Plus I have relatives in Dallas, Austin and El Paso. I also have friends in San Antonio. So I know Texas pretty well. Except maybe for El Paso County, “Putzy” seems an appropriate description for the rest of the state. – Ohio Lobo
32PS My undergraduate Alma Mater is the University of New Mexico – The Lobos
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