Bristol Palin, bless her heart, now writes a column for some wacky rightwing website.

She was shocked, shocked, I tell you that President Obama was for non-traditional marriages because, well, duh, traditional marriage has worked out so well for her.

Read this slowly because I feel sure that she had to write it slowly —

… we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.  Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

So, Bristol, Honey, your child …..

Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking.

Bristol, Honey, your child …..

In the article, she makes fun of the President for listening to his “teenage” daughters on this subject.

I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.

Bristo Palin is a mature and world wise 21 year old.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.