Louie Gohmert.  What can I say that hasn’t already been written on bathroom walls all across Texas?

I checked at Google and it says I’ve written about East Texas Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert no less than 79 times.  That’s embarrassing even for me.

Louie Gohmert: tee hee hee, gigggle, snort, tee hee, giggle

For starters, Louie is so narrow minded that his ears rub together.  He’s unwilling to be confused with facts and he’s so immature that he’s been asked to vacate the premises at kindergarten birthday parties.  In short, he’s the perfect congressman for east Texas.

Now, he’s done something really cute.

Moving faster than the White House and its Democratic allies, GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert of Tyler has snagged the title “American Jobs Act of 2011” — the bill title President Obama wanted for his $450 billion jobs-creation package.

Safe to say, Gohmert’s bill isn’t anything like what Obama wants. It’s a two-page proposal to repeal the corporate income tax.

He’s giggling and bragging about his smooth move on Twitter because lordgawdalmighty, grabbing President Obama’s previously announced name for his bill is far more important than actually getting America to work.

So the East Texas Rotary Club is meeting this week all a’snickerin’ because Louie stole the President’s job bill name.  The meeting will be followed by removing their togas, letting the waitress out of the hall locker, a few towel slap in the bathroom, and putting their Gameboys back in their briefcases.