The Louie Gohmert Honorary Goofy Award
Republican Texas State Representative, Jonathan Stickland, is my choice for this year’s Louie Gohmert Goofball award.
He’s a doozy. Right here is living proof that he gave himself the title “Living Fetus” while serving Texas.
And that he certainly is proud of his second amendment rights.
Once his online alter-ego got uncovered, Stickland offered an apology for telling a fellow fantasy football site member that “rape is non existent in marriage, take what you want my friend!” in response to a 2008 request for sex advice on the forum. Yeah, you read that right, he was giving sex advice.
He admits to being a major marijuana user but says he quit commenting, “by the Grace of God my past sins are forgiven.”
The way I see it, this boy gets himself saved quarterly which is akin to a renewable Get Out Of Jail Free card for his past sins the previous three months. However, I think the Republican Party takes him down to the river and beats his head on a rock instead of dunking him. He just keeps getting dumber.
Now he’s railing against vaccines. He attacked Texas doctors claiming they were “men in white coats who think they know more than parents do” and only support vaccines because it makes them money.
“Make the case for your sorcery to consumers on your own dime,” tweeted Stickland. “Like every other business. Quit using the heavy hand of government to make your business profitable through mandates and immunity. It’s disgusting.”
Apparently, there is no vaccine against disgusting or the members of the legislature would have given him one by now.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.