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Okay, Cowgirls and their lovin’ Beaus, if the line out the door is causing the site to run a little slow this morning, it’s because Crooks and Liars and a couple of other blogs picked up the Craig Brady story, and half the United States of America is trying to get into the beauty salon this morning.  And I don’t want to be cranky about this, but I seriously doubt any of them has a standing appointment.

I suspect they thought that I just made up a picture of a grown man posing like that as an April Fool’s joke.  But, I didn’t.  I could not make that up.  Seriously.  I’m pretty darned prissy, but not even in my dreams ….

So, try to be polite to the visitors.  I need to tell you that Thelma figures this is her best chance to ever meet George Clooney, so she’s walking up and down the line with her autograph book.  Just ignore her.  I mean, as much as you can ignore a 280 pound woman in leopard tights and a hot pink tube top.  And, by the way, her attitude weighs more than her hiney so do not hack her off.  Consider yourself warned.